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How old is Apollyon?

Bert has delivered your pumpkin AC for the weekend chap. He said it will be a bit fiery and will make a cracking soup chap with those parsnips.Yes you know the ones chap! Bonjour.
 
Wow!!!Just saw Maureen at the bus stop chaps......she was bringing back Apollyon's egg cup from last Tuesday's escapade down at the allotment! She had washed it out and was going to post it chaps.Cracking egg cup Apollyon.....how have you managed without since?
 
Chaps i think things have gotten sufficiently shit that it is once again time to consider human sacrifice as the only way to appease the gods; who are clearly mega pissed with the good folk of nottm.

I think this time it has to be multiple waves of sacrifice starting with boris, Cummings and handjob.
 
Wow!!!Just saw Maureen at the bus stop chaps......she was bringing back Apollyon's egg cup from last Tuesday's escapade down at the allotment! She had washed it out and was going to post it chaps.Cracking egg cup Apollyon.....how have you managed without since?

Weren't there twp egg cups chap, one to hold each of Apollyon's radishes while Maureen cleaned his under carriage? What happened to the other one?
 
Just had a really big bob chaps.

Ingy, pop these under the brown tab on the palindrome popsheet chap.

Triple M start in 19 mins chaps. Don't be late