How old is Apollyon?

[Ingy]

Take the bottle out?

How grateful were you to receive that message chap?

 

[Ingy]

Just checked back on the spreadsheet chap and can confirm Ingy had cornish wotnot this particular Thursday. Cracking.

Cornish wotnots are on a monday...AS WELL YOU KNOW CHAP!!!!!!

 

[Ingy]

Inglebert chap, I have just noticed this post of yours back on page 97 chap which looks like serious football talk to me. What happened here chap?

Shall we just put this one down as a slip up and move on chap?

Yes chap because we were one up chap!!!!Cracking chap.

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Cornish wotnots are on a monday...AS WELL YOU KNOW CHAP!!!!!!

Sorry chap, I forgot that it's Cobra balti washed down with a couple of monkfish on Thursdays

Cracking!

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Yes chap because we were one up chap!!!!Cracking chap.

Cracking chap work chap, pop it on the chapPop

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

How is Miss Money by the way chap?

Chap, are you there chap? CHAP? Ah yes, there you are chap.

I was down the allotment this morning and Bert asked me to pass on a message to you chap. He said:

"Get f****ed you ****nt"

He said you'd know what it means chap

Toodles x

 

[Ingy]

Wow , I take it all back Mrs Ingy just cooked me Cornish pasty,piri piri chips and peas with a slice of bread chaps!!!!!!!!Cracking it was too chaps!

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Wow , I take it all back Mrs Ingy just cooked me Cornish pasty,piri piri chips and peas with a slice of bread chaps!!!!!!!!Cracking it was too chaps!

We're ordering a takeaway chap and I quite fancy a dirty kebab

Do you think they'll do me a fisHcake kebab if I ask nicely chap?

 

[Ingy]

We're ordering a takeaway chap and I quite fancy a dirty kebab

Do you think they'll do me a fisHcake kebab if I ask nicely chap?

I heard that Apollyon goes dancing for a spider kebab chap.

 

[Ingy]

We're ordering a takeaway chap and I quite fancy a dirty kebab

Do you think they'll do me a fisHcake kebab if I ask nicely chap?

Of course chap but only if you ask that chap nicely...how is nicely these days chap?

 

[Jackdaw]

I heard that Apollyon goes dancing for a spider kebab chap.

How is old Apollyon, chap?

 

[Jackdaw]

Come to that, how old is Apollyon, chap?

 

[Ingy]

Come to that, how old is Apollyon, chap?

Same age as Bert chap but he wears it well.

 

[Ingy]

How is old Apollyon, chap?

His guts have been playing up again chap...must have been Bert's beetroot and parsnip smoothie on triple M night chap!

 

[Apollyon]

His guts have been playing up again chap...must have been Bert's beetroot and parsnip smoothie on triple M night chap!

Its the chives he put in it chap for depth chap. He knows I have issues with oniony types, but insists on putting them in anyway.

Fed up with it chap

 

[Apollyon]

We're ordering a takeaway chap and I quite fancy a dirty kebab

Do you think they'll do me a fisHcake kebab if I ask nicely chap?

How was the prostitute chap?

 

[Ingy]

Its the chives he put in it chap for depth chap. He knows I have issues with oniony types, but insists on putting them in anyway.

Fed up with it chap

How are the golf greens these days chap?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

I heard that Apollyon goes dancing for a spider kebab chap.

How are the cast of Corrie doing chap?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Same age as Bert chap but he wears it well.

How is Ernie by the way chap?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

How was the prostitute chap?

@Will.NFFC was adequate as usual chap