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How old is Apollyon?

I was out for tea with HER last night chaps. The size of the portions were huge and when HER'S came she said "Wow look at that"

I said "Cracking palindrome chap, tell Ingy to whack it on the popsheet"

To which SHE said "what are you on about you fucking moron?"

And I said "that is total bertwhack stuff chap!"

We didn't speak for the rest of the evening! Cracking
 
Fridays are always worth living when AC is on top form. Unfortunately, this is NOT one of those occasions as yet again he mentions THAT.

Cracking!

Can't you pip off back to the states for a few weeks with HER and THEM and leave the rest of us to actually try and get this bitch to 789?

P******ck
 
I leave everybody to their own devices and I come back to find this is the fruit of your labour. 455....EmBarrasing ladz. aBsolutely EmBarrassing.

on a separate note, FisHcake Friday - Apollygollyon, are you heading this way for lunch chap? WELL, ARE YOU?