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How old is Apollyon?

Just had some of that Banana cake chap! Your Mrs swapped it for some of Bert's cucumber for your afternoon Pimms chap.
 
It's been a boozy weekend so far chaps.Will be lazing in the sun today chaps working on my non existent tan.Cracking stuff.
 
Had pub food in the beer garden yesterday chaps.Had some whitebait,squid and bowl of chips whilst drinking some nice pale ales.Cracking it was too chaps!
 
Easter today chaps so might watch some religious film to get me in the right frame of mind chaps.