Spursex
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Just when you think the Premier League could not get any madder or more disgustingly gluttonous, the 20 clubs go and spend around £3.44billion between them on 154 players. The hyper-inflation in fees is beyond any realistic predictions; we have had some truely mad deals, so at the risk of just roasting our own club for paying some astonishing fees, what the maddest you spotted and what does it say about the people making these decisions?
I'll start:
Contract length: Five years
Make it make sense:
A striker with more yellow cards (33) than goals (27) to his name in senior football, who netted two goals in 41 appearances for Chelsea last season after a massive, life-changing £30million move on a six-year contract, and failed to score in his final 26 matches for the club, is rewarded with a £50m move and a five-year contract? Nope, sorry, not having this one.
He may reproduce his Ipswich Town form, he may be rejuvenated under Nottingham Forest coach Oliver Glasner, but given the aforementioned facts, we have to mark this down, initially, at least, as the epitome and poster boy for Summer Transfer market madness...Chelsea's eight sporting directors must be rolling on the with legs and arms in the arm wetting themselves....
Ok, who are your 'madness deals?'
I'll start:
Liam Delap, Chelsea to Nottingham Forest
reported transfer fee: £50m (with add-ons)Contract length: Five years
Make it make sense:
A striker with more yellow cards (33) than goals (27) to his name in senior football, who netted two goals in 41 appearances for Chelsea last season after a massive, life-changing £30million move on a six-year contract, and failed to score in his final 26 matches for the club, is rewarded with a £50m move and a five-year contract? Nope, sorry, not having this one.
He may reproduce his Ipswich Town form, he may be rejuvenated under Nottingham Forest coach Oliver Glasner, but given the aforementioned facts, we have to mark this down, initially, at least, as the epitome and poster boy for Summer Transfer market madness...Chelsea's eight sporting directors must be rolling on the with legs and arms in the arm wetting themselves....
Ok, who are your 'madness deals?'

