How Do Manchester City Break A So-Called Jinx?

[Tudor]

Many of us, especially on match-days have our own so-called superstitions. For example, we may only eat a certain breakfast, wear a lucky pair of socks, or avoid certain scenarios.

The reason is (as far as you and I are concerned), is that one possibility could be if you break any self-imposed taboo. The result could, more than likely end the day on a sour note.

https://manchestercity.vitalfootball.co.uk/how-do-manchester-city-break-a-so-called-jinx/

 

[kennyclementstache]

Ever since I accidentally pushed percy up Mrs KCT's pantry passage on the eve of the 6 -1 at the swamp all match days have begun with a brisk half hours soddomy in the Master bedroom at KCT Mansions.

 

[BamaEngineer]

I never wear City gear during a match, and I always drink out a pint glass my FIL(RIP Eric) used since 1966.

 

[OziMan]

I consider it very unlucky if I don’t have my Highland Park handy.

 

[Rising]

I consider it very unlucky if I don’t have my Highland Park handy.

I had to google that.

 

[Buzz Lightyear]

If we lose a match I have to wear my MCFC mankini for the next match, only for premier matches.

For Cl Matches it's the gimp mask

 

[Tudor]

If City lose any game Mrs Tudor has me standing on one leg while whistling through my ass.

 

[BamaEngineer]

I had to google that.

You need to brush up on your whisky knowledge.

 

[BamaEngineer]

If we lose a match I have to wear my MCFC mankini for the next match, only for premier matches.

For Cl Matches it's the gimp mask

Thanks for making me lose my breakfast..................

 

[BamaEngineer]

If City lose any game Mrs Tudor has me standing on one leg while whistling through my ass.

You might be confusing some bedroom antics with City matches.......

 

[Rising]

If we lose a match I have to wear my MCFC mankini for the next match, only for premier matches.

For Cl Matches it's the gimp mask

I'm not sure I want to know the answer, but what is a gimp mask, or should I google it?

 

[BamaEngineer]

I'm not sure I want to know the answer, but what is a gimp mask, or should I google it?

Just be satisfied with not knowing, trust me!

 

[Rising]

Just be satisfied with not knowing, trust me!

Are they common in your neck of the woods doc?

 

[Rising]

 

[BamaEngineer]

Are they common in your neck of the woods doc?

I wouldn't know. I was "exposed" to it's exsistence in Pulp Fiction.

 

[Buzz Lightyear]

Thanks for making me lose my breakfast..................

You're welcome