The Fear - 16/4/2013 17:25
James06 - 16/4/2013 17:10
Yeah that's it, 5 pages of advice at Deano's request, but go and speak to johnny fucking G, fears bum chum. What do we know eh? I dunno why I bother sometimes!
Jonny is my favourite... he's polite unlike you lot of yobbos! :80:
The Fear - 17/4/2013 10:30
What you like and what the punters might like can be very different. When I used to buy and sell houses I had to learn that quickly!
DeanoVilla - 16/4/2013 10:16
Well teaching is out. Just spoken to an advisor from the education.gov website and got told you definitely need a degree. No fast tracks without one.
Would take 3 years full time and 25k in fees.
No way can I a) afford to be out of work for 3 years or b) want to be in debt to the tune of 25k for the rest of my life.
Back to the drawing board.
I've now narrrowed it down to -
a) win the lottery
b) commit a crime and live at her majesty's pleasure... I hear they get playstations in prison now.
c) take my redundancy money to Vegas and go death or glory. Either come back rich, or spend the rest of my days living in a box in the Old Town, sucking off tourists for $20 a pop.
d) Attempt to get another job in IT.
e) Suicide.
Maybe I should start a poll?
James06 - 17/4/2013 13:18
The Fear - 17/4/2013 10:30
What you like and what the punters might like can be very different. When I used to buy and sell houses I had to learn that quickly!
Always makes me chuckle on them home development programmes when Sarah Beeny, oozing class and with her fantastic knockers will say ''I'd advise you to simply skim that over and paint it magnolia, keeping things cheap, fresh, clean and inoffensive - maximising profit and creating an appealing space'' (they always say space)
and then some cocky overstyled gobshite blonde bint with dark roots, big sunglasses, high heels a big belt buckle and no class whatsover will say ''well we've actually decided to put a great big fuck off stained glass window depicting jesus christ's resurection as a symbol of the rebirth of the property and goodness overseeing the development going forward''
Then wondering why on earth it still hasnt flogged when they've halved the asking price 6 months after it went on the market.