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Happy Lincolnshire day

Flight takes off from the airport, pilot comes on. "Welcome aboard this flight to Malaga, weather is good, flight time will be about 2 hours so settle down, make yourselves comfortable. In accordance with government advice, I'm working from home "
 
Bah humbug (and to anyone who wishes me Happy National Poetry Day)
You might like to know that the poet (and activist) Atilla The Stockbroker, was contacted by a conference company. To see if he would speak at a conference.

For stockbrokers.

He let them know that, contrary to his stage name, he wasn't, alas, a stockbroker...

They still tried to book him....