Happy Easter... Spare A Thought

[The Fear]

I hope everyone has a happy holiday weekend but please don't forget the true meaning behind Easter and spare a thought for the awful accident Humpty Dumpty suffered.......



Have I got confused again?

 

[kefkat]

The Fear - 18/4/2014 20:54

I hope everyone has a happy holiday weekend but please don't forget the true meaning behind Easter and spare a thought for the awful accident Humpty Dumpty suffered.......



Have I got confused again?

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[kefkat]

Funny Church notices for Easter


Baptisms: After Easter, the North and South ends of the church will be utilized. Children will be baptized at both ends.

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Bible Study: Richard, my friend's little grandson came home from Sunday School and I asked him what they had studied.

His reply was, 'Nothing.' So I asked him, 'Didn't you study Jesus?' Richard's reply was, 'No, he wasn't even there.'

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Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

 

[kefkat]

Sermon jokes for Easter

What Price a Sermon?What Price a Sermon?

One Easter Sunday the Reverend Jones announced to his congregation, 'My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons......
A $100 sermon that lasts five minutes
A $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes
And a $20 sermon that lasts a full hour.

Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll deliver.'