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Happy Clapper of the week award!

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Mr B ... let me educate you. (Some bugger has to try !).

1. Springy gave you your first badge in post #42 ... it said "Bullit's"
2. Then, in post #57, the badge had been changed to "Bullitt". (Note the 2 tees, but no apostrophe)
3. In post #59, I pointed out that your award had your own name on it.
4. In post #63, you asked Springy to put an apostrophe in it.
5. In post #64, Springy said "job done" ... so I presume he'd sent you one saying "Bullitt's" ... ie with two tees and an apostrophe.

So, you now have 3 to choose from:
- Bullit's
- Bullitt
and
- Bullitt's
... yet, somehow, you've been managing to select the wrong un (hardly surprising) week after week.

Bless.

Moonay, I'm afraid to report that Frank Bul(l)lit(t)(')s far toooo busy trying to uncover some proof of accusations he's made to be able to sort out the name on the HC award....
 
dUmB AND dUMBeR aka Moonay and Jock (take your pick who is who)

No one gives a flying fuck about the spelling in the Happy clapper badge not even me.

Secondly, refer to post 140 the Stewards thread.........Laters!
 
dUmB AND dUMBeR aka Moonay and Jock (take your pick who is who)

No one gives a flying fuck about the spelling in the Happy clapper badge not even me.

Secondly, refer to post 140 the Stewards thread.........Laters!
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So predictable. Deflect deflect deflect. πŸ˜‚

You seemed to give at least a little flying fuck in post #63 Mr Blanks Bullshitt.

Ironically, no-one else gives a flying fuck about the Happy Clapper award ... but it's entertaining to humour you ... it's like care in the community.
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So predictable. Deflect deflect deflect. πŸ˜‚

You seemed to give at least a little flying fuck in post #63 Mr Blanks Bullshitt.

Ironically, no-one else gives a flying fuck about the Happy Clapper award ... but it's entertaining to humour you ... it's like care in the community.
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Fair point, at least this could stop any keyboard warrior style abuse of 81 year old fans.
 
Proper table

True Believer 4
Moonay (reinstated) 2 (he forgot it is supposed to be 3, but not changed it after I deducted one because FB won it one week with his next levels of self awareness and can't even keep track of his own stupid "award").
Formby 2
Runcorn 2
St Columb Major 2
Proud Latic 1
Jonnysking 1
Zakky 1
Kendal Blue 1
Oscarbon 1
Bearsuit 1
Soccerates 1
Roy Race 1
Frank 1

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Happy Clapper of the week award goes to Bearsuit (Post 106 "Time Up" thread.)

"The thing with excuses though is that, if they are valid, they are reasons. I find it quite harsh to say we've had 2 years of rubbish Maloneyball, and we should be doing better, when the first season we were literally under embargo, and assembled a squad of loans and freebies. Then this summer the remaining senior players left except for Kerr. Last season was by no means an ordinary season.

I can understand some people find his style boring. I am certainly not convinced of the entertainment value, but I'm also not allergic to watching possession football"


(Post 78 same thread)

"Our squad after the January transfer window has enough quality to be comfortably mid-table. If Maloney achieves that, along with a general increase in quality of play, I think he will have done a decent enough job under difficult circumstances, and be kept on for next season."

"Then this comeback from JK that eventually shut him up! Well done JK!

We have a young squad and we have had a lot of injuries. We have sold our best player and a lot of the loans haven't worked.
We have signed a lot of new players, some half decent and some unremarkable.

We are now 2 years into the Maloney tenure and I am tired of hearing these same excuses.

One thing is for sure, no matter if we are at full strength or not, and we have been on numerous occasions over the last two seasons, the style of football Maloney offers is still the same."
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Updated Table.... (Actual)

True Believer 4
Moonay (reinstated) 3
Bearsuit 2
Formby 2
Runcorn 2
St Columb Major 2
Proud Latic 1
Jonnysking 1
Zakky 1
Kendal Blue 1
Oscarbon 1
Soccerates 1
Roy Race 1
 
You couldn't make this shit up!
The happy clapper award this week has gone to True Believer you fuckin' deserve it after this shite, FFS! (post 1418 Maloney thread, the happy clappers have liked it as well x 6)

Sad to see Shaun go and in my own opinion it is a little too soon, I would personally have given him the next few games and if there was no improvement have acted to bring a new manager with six or seven games to acclimatise before the season end.


I do hope that the pressure of the job has not affected him too much and a return to management is not too far away for him. Hopefully he will reflect on his time with us take both the positives and the negatives and return to the gme stronger.

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Then this,

In reply to the lapdog comment from McClean.

Is that any worse than calling our recently removed manager "Tinkerbell" or other such derogatory terms, and is it any worse than calling a former player "Poppy Dodger". (post 131 Candidate thread)


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Updated Table....

True Believer 5
Moonay (reinstated) 3
Bearsuit 2
Formby 2
Runcorn 2
St Columb Major 2
Proud Latic 1
Jonnysking 1
Zakky 1
Kendal Blue 1
Oscarbon 1
Soccerates 1
Roy Race 1
 
Frank Bullitt said:
Are you being sarcastic? We have an incompetent board but haven't had a top manager for a while.

Frank Bullitt said:
Different ownership back then, I honestly think these lot won't cock it up.
He's a little slow so far in announcing the award this week. Maybe knowing he can only realistically give it to himself ( :eek: ), he's a little reticent. Makes a nice change mind you.

I have a feeling the HCoTW award is going to take a strange turn in the weeks to come.

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This weeks happy clapper award has took a turn for the worse unfortunately, the two front runners True Believer (name change required) and his buddy Moonay are being Named and Shamed for continuously sticking the boot in to the newly appointed manager Ryan Lowe.

Because Lowe took the bull by the horns and did his best to prevent the forthcoming humiliation at Charlton he was blamed for the first half showing as well, you two should hang your heads in shame, no points this week!

After the defence of the Maloney debacle for two years these two have now gone full circle and taken it out on Lowe that showed more endeavour and passion in 45 minutes than Maloney did all season.
 
This weeks happy clapper award has took a turn for the worse unfortunately, the two front runners True Believer (name change required) and his buddy Moonay are being Named and Shamed for continuously sticking the boot in to the newly appointed manager Ryan Lowe.

Because Lowe took the bull by the horns and did his best to prevent the forthcoming humiliation at Charlton he was blamed for the first half showing as well, you two should hang your heads in shame, no points this week!

After the defence of the Maloney debacle for two years these two have now gone full circle and taken it out on Lowe that showed more endeavour and passion in 45 minutes than Maloney did all season.
Wahey !!!

Looking forward to the Trumpian levels of spin in future weeks. πŸ˜‚

PS. Find me one single post - or comment - where I've "stuck the boot" into Lowe, and I'll donate another tenner to Jock's Kilimanjaro fund. I expect the same from you should you be unsuccessful.
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Wahey !!!

Looking forward to the Trumpian levels of spin in future weeks. πŸ˜‚

PS. Find me one single post - or comment - where I've "stuck the boot" into Lowe, and I'll donate another tenner to Jock's Kilimanjaro fund. I expect the same from you should you be unsuccessful.
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To quote our newly appointed Head Coach Ryan Lowe, the name and shame award is ''none negotiable'' πŸ™‚