Ahwin Sahwin
Vital Newbie
Welcome to the forum , fellow blade. It is always good to have blades from exotic places joining the debate.
In my current job of international adventurer I was in your village one or two years ago. Your friend Pallitkeratne was very kind to us , showing us around the forest where his friends keep their guns and look after those tourists who pay to be tied to trees for a month or two.
He even looked after our wallets and cameras and passports for us, when we went on the elephant-sexing tour. Could you ask him to give them to you, next time you see him? He must have changed his phone , and the email he gave us doesn’t work.
Welcome again , blade. May you post quality and prosper !
WAAFB
Ahhh Mr Woodwardfan!! You are man came my village from fellow fishing village in The Yorkshire. Is it Whitterby? We have too much common.
I be sooo excited when I get visitor to my fishing village who is from UK. And when I say Sheffield United you be's a fan. Was best day since Sri Lanka won cricket world cup without any Tamil in team.
Oh no this wasn't Pallitkaratne you saw. I think you got how it said, connered. Village connerman Kumartunga - he pretend to be stupid. But he take your wallet and passport. We never see him again either.
I hope you have good memory of time in Galle and my village. I still wish you would come fishing trip. But you said you scare of Indian Ocean Shark. Good day you my friend Mr Woodwardfan.