I have great apologies Mr Woodwardfan sir. Today we catch big tiger shark. We call it in your honour.
I wonder why you give passport and all rupee to local villager for ride on elephant? It make me no sense. But I be simple village fish man. Not who you say it be's? Alan Vicker?
I will look for mirror and inform of you if find.
When next in Sri Lanka are you be's?
I bring solemn news ,
@Ahwin Sahwin
I have spent the last two weeks journeying back , to and from your village. In these difficult days where white male retired bank managers from the heart of global civilisation (suburban Whitby) are regarded as the Devil incarnate , it has been heartening to have been asked to sign so many autographs and bless so many children.
But my heart is heavy , fellow Blade. And , if I am honest , as I return to Blighty I am angry. Not one of your alleged “fellow villagers” has ever heard of
@Ahwin Sahwin !
So who are you , IMPOSTER BLADE !?! I am assuming that you must have some sort of connection to the area , because after I had slipped him a hundred dollars one of the little fellows I spoke to did claim to know the chap you call Kumartunga. But you are very obviously not who you claim to be on this forum !
Sadly , fellow Blade , the little chap who snaffled my dollars also reported that Kumartunga had recently been eaten by a famous neighbourhood shark who the local types call “Sean Pierre“. Which , among other things , means I’ve now got fuck all chance of retrieving my mirror.
Sad and disturbing times , fellow Blade.