Grimsby

[LSB2]

Hit by an earthquake last night. Thousands of pounds of improvements have been reported...

 

[iangfc]

Harsh but probably fair

 

[Hardy31]

There's something fishy about this thread.

 

[Spoonster912]

It was an act of cod apparently

 

[Wayne.Kerr]

Anyone hit by it was in the wrong plaice

 

[Trev_GFC]

Apparently the town took a battering, but they like a good rock there.

 

[LSB2]

Oh for cods sake!

 

[Mouldybluecheese]

Stop talking a load of pollocks

 

[PhilK66]

I hake to say this but that is a slur on a fine town.

 

[Jerryattrick]

Any cracks found - just fillet in.

 

[Nobby_66]

I can't think of a funny pun so am just posting on here for the halibut

 

[PhilK66]

There's a ray of other puns that could be used but now, err, I think I need a kipp while listening to sole music which I'm herring on the radio.

 

[Wayne.Kerr]

You're becoming dab hands at puns

 

[DurhamGills]

Let Minnow the Scale of the problem

 

[PhilK66]

Let's not get into a roe about who has posted the best puns. Need to go outside for an Arbroath smokie and make sure my dog doesn't scallop off and have a whale of a time. If I have to punish him would it be krill?

 

[Wayne.Kerr]

What's the scale of the damage?

 

[SE1_Gills]

This is a wind up, don't take the bait

 

[OneSirKeefy]

You lot do carp on sometimes.

 

[Captainreblue]

Back on topic. Up the gills

 

[DurhamGills]

Back on topic. Up the gills

Gills (Fish Gills) - very good, never picked up on that