Giant cock

[Calvin Plummer]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...rk-launches-childrens-tv-show-man-giant-penis

 

[ZedRed]

Appolyon and AC clicked on this thinking it was an advert.

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Finally a thread title on Vital which grabs my attention. Thank you CP.

 

[in_the_top_one]

lol.
This is the content we need in 2021.

 

[Calvin Plummer]

There's a video too

 

[the jock]

I shudder to think what life will be like in 30 years.

 

[Calvin Plummer]

I've began legal action for using my image without consent.

I will require witness statements from Jock, AC, JC and Stret.

 

[in_the_top_one]

There's a video too

We've all made that BBQ mistake.

 

[ZedRed]

Reminds me of a former impact sub.

"He's got a massive willy, but not as big as me".

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

I've began legal action for using my image without consent.

I will require witness statements from Jock, AC, JC and Stret.

You only take advantage when I'm blind drunk so my statement wouldn't be reliable x

 

[Our Kids Dad]

Thought it was about Bendtner.

 

[ZedRed]

Thought it was about Bendtner.

He's a Dane who IS a massive cock, not a Dane WITH a massive cock.

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

He's a Dane who IS a massive cock, not a Dane WITH a massive cock.

And how exactly would YOU know THAT?

 

[the jock]

Word down here it's based on jom

 

[mao tse tung]

Word down here it's based on jom

Keep the Major out of this one; and that's an order.

He will have no truck with smut like this.

Besides he is too busy playing in his Rock tribute Band "Guns and Noses"

 

[ZedRed]

And how exactly would YOU know THAT?

Actually looking at how confident/ arrogant he is, it's probably massive.

 

[mao tse tung]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...rk-launches-childrens-tv-show-man-giant-penis

I seem to recall that there is another Country with a PM who struggles to control his penis, but the name escapes me.

 

[mao tse tung]

Is pissing on the barbeque acceptable behaviour in Denmark?

 

[radfordinlondon]

There's a video too

Unbelievable. Love the music, john dillerman the rave.

Feels like a covid idea that was allowed to run

 

[the jock]

Keep the Major out of this one; and that's an order.

He will have no truck with smut like this.

Besides he is too busy playing in his Rock tribute Band "Guns and Noses"

The major. Lol