General Football thread

I agree every time I see them play I think why is it they can put the amount of effort, endeavour & energy into their games & we can't. I don't see them going down unless they start to run out of steam because of the how much the way they play takes it out of them
 
Can't go 90 minutes without something to eat then fuck off.
Like I say, I don't think they are having a sit down meal, it's a quick drink

Half the people around me can't go a half without getting a beer. One young lad in front of me can't go anywhere near 45 minutes without going for a piss
 
Like I say, I don't think they are having a sit down meal, it's a quick drink

Half the people around me can't go a half without getting a beer. One young lad in front of me can't go anywhere near 45 minutes without going for a piss
Leeds losing. Guy next to me goes for a walk 4 times in 90 mins. Sometimes twice 10 mins apart. Makes me feel good as can give him 40 years.
 
Of course, in the more temperate/northern climates one might surmise this is FIFA/POTUS wishing to bring their dream of a four quarter soccer event to life.

Can't wait for those shitty yanky home improvement, diesel-guzzling wanky cheapo american car and zero cost funny adverts these hydration breaks will usher forward:

 
Like I say, I don't think they are having a sit down meal, it's a quick drink

Half the people around me can't go a half without getting a beer. One young lad in front of me can't go anywhere near 45 minutes without going for a piss
Couldn't give a flying fuck , not watching them , watching the players on the pitch .
 
Of course, in the more temperate/northern climates one might surmise this is FIFA/POTUS wishing to bring their dream of a four quarter soccer event to life.

Can't wait for those shitty yanky home improvement, diesel-guzzling wanky cheapo american car and zero cost funny adverts these hydration breaks will usher forward:

It'll be unbearable.