Well looks like all the haapy clappers are happy again. Off they pop to shout at a shop before heading off to watch Shite Direct United at the Shite Direct Arena. Happily sitting in silence while taking selfies to post on social media.
Then wanking over a striker who managed to score 7 goals in Bundesliga thinking because he cost £40m then that means he will bang them in.
The Arsenal game was is written off because it was Arsenal even if it was only 1-0 to Arsenal reserves. It's ok cos Norwich next 6-0 and an easy 3 points, Joelinton gets 3, Almiron 1, St Maximum 1 and on comes Andy Carroll for the last 15 mins and nods in no 6 from a Matt Ritchie corner.