I knew two gay lads in the army. One (Dave) was well liked by all, the other (Colin) was unpopular. One was very good at his job, the other was shit... Have a guess which was which? Typical conversion:
Taff: "For f*ck's sake Colin you gay twat! No offence Dave!"
Dave: "None taken, you Welsh twat.
Taff: "You're a racist twat, Dave."
Colin: "Yeah, Dave."
Taff & Dave: Fuck off Colin you gay twat!"
The long, winter evenings just flew by...