Gamer's Rectum Fell Out....

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A MAN whose rectum fell out could have suffered the injury after spending 30 minutes on the toilet playing video games, doctors think.

Link: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5539576/gamers-rectum-fell-out-because-he-spent-too-long-playing-video-games-on-his-phone-while-on-the-loo/amp/




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The toilet as we know it was invented by a man called Thomas Crapper whose company I think is based in Warwick,

 
sirdennis - 14/2/2018 20:43

The toilet as we know it was invented by a man called Thomas Crapper whose company I think is based in Warwick.

Apparently not, Sir Dennis:

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The company is based at Atherstone-on-Stour near Stratford, and as a matter of further interest, the toilet furniture at The Vintner (one of the restaurants in our group in town) are provided by said company.

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When I first met Natalie she thought I supported a Welsh non-league team.

She's a bit deaf and I told her I loved a Saturday afternoon up the rectum.
 
JuanPabloAngel - 15/2/2018 15:18

sirdennis - 14/2/2018 20:43

The toilet as we know it was invented by a man called Thomas Crapper whose company I think is based in Warwick.

Apparently not, Sir Dennis:

[youtube=pfjvRR41How]


The company is based at Atherstone-on-Stour near Stratford, and as a matter of further interest, the toilet furniture at The Vintner (one of the restaurants in our group in town) are provided by said company.

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Ah right I was going off what they said on the radio once as they own a horse (Also called Thomas Crapper) and they were explaining the name.
 
To be fair, I only knew about the QI thing because I read it in the QI Book of General Ignorance just yesterday.

I'm pretty sure the Thomas Crapper company are happy for people to believe the story; it's quite helpful to their reputation and publicity!
 
sirdennis - 15/2/2018 15:32

JuanPabloAngel - 15/2/2018 15:18

sirdennis - 14/2/2018 20:43

The toilet as we know it was invented by a man called Thomas Crapper whose company I think is based in Warwick.

Apparently not, Sir Dennis:

[youtube=pfjvRR41How]


The company is based at Atherstone-on-Stour near Stratford, and as a matter of further interest, the toilet furniture at The Vintner (one of the restaurants in our group in town) are provided by said company.

:14:

Ah right I was going off what they said on the radio once as they own a horse (Also called Thomas Crapper) and they were explaining the name.

Aaah, it’s a shame when these stories don’t pan out to be true. I was gutted to find out that Horatio Dildo did NOT in fact invent the dildo. Waste of a good surname if you ask me. And as for Sir Peregrine Cock-Ring...
 
Thomas Crapper being the inventor of the toilet was an answer i always remember to a Trivial Pursuit question.

That game has lost all credibility now. Sad start to a friday.
 
It's a bit like James Watt and the steam engine, they didn't invent these things but they certainly reengineered and improved them, making them commercially useful.