Funny words you used to use as a kid but never hear any more

DeanoVilla

DeanoVilla

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Flange - "She had a lovely shaven flange".

Chod - "Just been to the toilet for a massive chod".

Crash - "Crash us some sweets".

Ketch - "Mate, I just saw your mom get run over......... KETCH!" i.e. only joking.


Any others?
 
Minger - ''her is feckin ugly man''
She's a dog --she is feckin ugly man''
Scavs ''i have had first rights on your sweets''
Seconds ''after you i would like some of that bong''

 
Flange and crash blimey LOL defo remember them being said a lot lol
 
Most of the ones I can remember are very offensive and un-pc which is probably why they aren't heard any more, would like to be nostalgic but no doubt some touchy buggers will take offence, but there's quite a lot of racist, disablist, fattist, homophobic and sexist words I find funny that aren't used (quite rightly) any more.

What a world we live in I can't list them without fear of offending someone.
 
HAHAHA just remembered a brilliant one. This had me in stitches first time I heard someone use it as a kid.

Billy. To mean semen. - "urrghh... he's got billy on his trousers."
 
LOL PMSL Defo you hit the nail on the head nostalgic words there ffs LOL

Ya Div ''so silly''

 
A lad at college always used to say ''om just cotchin'' as in chillin
 
Funny how where you live changes what certain words mean.

To me, "having a cob on" is something a woman has when she's in a mood. "She's got a bloody cob on about something"
 
And for Fear, growing up in Four Oaks, having a cob on meant that Jeeves and chef had just placed a prawn sandwich on his silver tray.
 
PMSL LOL It is funny to see the difference in things i am really rattling my brain (all 2cm of it) to try and remember the words from the old days,,,,it will take me a while and then the penny will drop after as usual.
 
DeanoVilla - 8/1/2016 15:09

And for Fear, growing up in Four Oaks, having a cob on meant that Jeeves and chef had just placed a prawn sandwich on his silver tray.
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We used to call any kid that was in a lower year at school a 'baldy' as in a prepubescent teen, as in 'f**k off ya little baldy before I beat you up', lol.
 
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