Funny chat up lines

The Fear - 4/2/2015 13:31

I don't have chat up lines. If they don't come up and ask me out, they aren't worthy.

#currentlysingle
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you should try a few of these on the thread - I would pay to watch the outcome (providing it doesn't work!) :17:
 
Hey Girl, What's your name, coz in my dream last night, all I could call you was baby !

Did it work - did it hell !
 
Pride of Lions - 4/2/2015 13:37

How do you like your eggs in the morning......

Boiled or fertilized?.....
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Hmm that bought back a memory. That's what the ex said to me when we met in a nightclub in Sutton )Park Ave) in 1984. I thought it amusing at the time as I hadn't heard that 1 before. Note the at the time though Pride
 
"Would you like a drink Gorgeous ?"
"Yes please"
"And me.Pint of lager .Bring it over to the pool table".

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Question to lady:- Can you do the chicken dance?
Lady:- What??
Answer to lady:- You know, a cock in each hand and one in the mouth,,,,,and you buk buk like a chicken baby
Lady:- Yeah defo!
 
Classey birds round by me growing up you see, but we had great fun hehehe
 
Do you pretend that you am being satisfied when shaggin?? Cos if not then byeeeee
 
Hi, Can I buy you a drink?
Yes please, glass of wine,
There you go, give us a shout when you're ready.
 
A girl once told me her life was like an open book, I asked if I could read it......by braille. It didn't work but got a great laugh from her.

 
You: What would you like to drink?
Her: Wine.
You: Ok, the prices in here are ridiculouse and the service.....terrible, not to mention the state of the toilets. I don't know why I come in here.



 
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