Funny chat up lines

Barney2004

Barney2004

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Feel free to remove this thread if its too rude :17:


Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.


Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.


If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.


There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.


I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.


Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.


Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?


I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!


Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U.
 
sorry blackwood - I found a few quite funny. I'm also sorry that you don't find any funny.

Maybe you would like to add some funny ones.
 
I suppose I find them funny because I imagine some girls being told them - once again. Sorry for posting a thread that you don't find funny.
 
My chat up line back in the day to the beautiful young woman who became Mrs BBJ was to bemoan the price of pork sausages. No, it wasn't particularly funny but it was different from the usual suspects ("do you come here often?", "do you like the band?") and it did work!
 
Can you drive? Reverse onto my cock then.

Do you like jewellery? Stuck my cock then it's a gem

 
BBJ - 4/2/2015 11:31

My chat up line back in the day to the beautiful young woman who became Mrs BBJ was to bemoan the price of pork sausages. No, it wasn't particularly funny but it was different from the usual suspects ("do you come here often?", "do you like the band?") and it did work!
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I think women get fed up of the same old boring chat up lines and would much prefer chat up lines like 'hey bab, I've washed it' kinda thing.
 
Is that wall paper paste down your leg or are you just pleased to see me.

My bags are full and I'm not talking shopping and I want to get shot, how you fixed?


Fancy a shag? No do you mind lying down whilst I have one?
 
I don't have chat up lines. If they don't come up and ask me out, they aren't worthy.

#currentlysingle
 
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