From the mouth of babes

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Funny things that kids say.


My friend's 4 year old daughter, "Soooooooooo.....I like this guy"
Mom, "What!!!!!!!"
Girl, "I like the sky Mom"

 
LOL just seen this thread, kids do some of the most funny things defo our Charlie who is 3 comes out with ''hmmmm let me see (whilst putting his finger to his chin in thinking mode) and say ''arrr yes it's amaaaaazing'',,,,,what is Charlie? ''The birds in the sky are amazing'' bless him, he talks posher than me and puts me to shame.
 
I have two girls, 5 and 3. If I tell the 3 year old to hurry up she says she's hurry upping. I haven't the heart to correct her. My 5 year old used to invent her own words for stuff when she first started talking. I regret correcting her now. The only one I can remember is goyokgoyokgoyee, that was water. lol
 
My nephew

Pathment instead of pavement

Fopping for shopping

Mark a pencers Marks & Spencers

Cuncabunger for cucumber.

 
The Fear - 6/3/2015 10:21

My nephew

Pathment instead of pavement

Fopping for shopping

Mark a pencers Marks & Spencers

Cuncabunger for cucumber.
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Isn't he like 18 now or something? I'd take him to the doctors. Sounds a bit of a mong. :33:
 
LOL i ay heard mong in years ffs LOL sorry for laffin at that Fear dude but couldn't bloody help it, ffs MONG LOL
 
ClivetheVillan - 6/3/2015 11:14

BodyButter - 6/3/2015 11:11

I have two girls, 5 and 3. If I tell the 3 year old to hurry up she says she's hurry upping. I haven't the heart to correct her.
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What does yam meen me mon? Ther ay nothin wrong wi tha
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Got to love Clive :17:






lol

 
Villan Of The North - 6/3/2015 11:46

ClivetheVillan - 6/3/2015 11:14

BodyButter - 6/3/2015 11:11

I have two girls, 5 and 3. If I tell the 3 year old to hurry up she says she's hurry upping. I haven't the heart to correct her.
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What does yam meen me mon? Ther ay nothin wrong wi tha
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Got to love Clive :17:






lol
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are happee yo agee wiv me :17:
 
DeanoVilla - 6/3/2015 12:52

When my niece was 3 she used to say Bureaucricy instead of Bureaucracy!

The bloody idiot!
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I know the feeling Deano, I was so disappointed when my son, then 4, thought that Istanbul was the capital of Turkey and Toronto was the capital of Canada. Thankfully I have corrected him and am reassured by his knowing that the capital of Australia is Canberra and not Sidney. For a while there I was worried that we had a right mong in the family.

 
You're a credit as a parent VOTN, if my son or daughter doesn't know all the worlds capital cities by 3 I'll just stick some crayons in their hand and hope they're 'creative'.

 
Our William who is 4 says ''pyerman'' instead of spoderman bless him, but he was a bit behind in speech cos of his throat condition, but speaks clearly usually lol
 
ClivetheVillan - 6/3/2015 13:19

Our William who is 4 says ''pyerman'' instead of spoderman bless him, but he was a bit behind in speech cos of his throat condition, but speaks clearly usually lol
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Is "Spoderman" the YamYam name for Spiderman Clive?


 
My daughter, when she was 2 disappeared to her room. We had a houseful of visitors for the weekend at the time.

When I went up to see if she was alright, she said 'Mommy I want to be alone' :19:

My eldest had a speech impediment cos of the size of his tonsils. He had them out at the age of 4 along with his adenoid's. Before he had them out such words like socks use to sound like 'fucks' It was embarrassing.

Wardrobe was wardrome with all my lads.
 
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