Nick Real Deal
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I had to look up what a booger was. It's a dried up piece of mucus from the nose....a bogey. Now I get the joke.
Would they have not highlighted the joke as being insensitive and asked for A BUCKET OF MINGE!?The florets joke has been condemned by the Tourettes charity as being insensitive, they have asked for an apology.
This is my wife’s all time favourite joke . It comes out at every opportunity , like my ....... sorry , wrong sort of forum!
Two young lads , about twelve and fifteen , break into a hardware shop . They look around to see what they can steal and fill their bags with batteries and fireworks. Their thinking was it was around Halloween and these items would sell easily .
They got caught on their way home and put before the custody sergeant . Taking their ages into account , he charged one and let the other one off.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: "Five beers, please."
One day, a fourteen-year-old weasel went down to the local dance hall. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.”
The weasel asks, “What can I have?”
The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
“Pop!” goes the weasel.
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I had to look up what a booger was. It's a dried up piece of mucus from the nose....a bogey. Now I get the joke.
My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times.”