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For the cricket lovers amongst us

herringthorpe

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Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?

A. A laughing stock.



Q What is the height of optimism?

A: Our English batsman putting on sunscreen.



Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car in a race?

A. Nothing! If you blink you miss them both.



Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?

A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.



Q. What does an English batsman playing in ‘The Ashes’ now have in common with Michael Jackson?

A. They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.



Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the English cricket team?

A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball………



Q. What's the difference between the English cricket team and a funeral director?

A. A funeral director doesn’t give away the ashes.