Football jokes

[phil38]

Any good jokes, football related, i like to use them against all my ipswich mates

just keep posting them here so i have new material everytime im down the pub
:goal:

 

[yellow belly]

I was in Ipswich the other day and was horrified to see some of the Binners team playing football with a hedgehog . I was just about to phone the RSPCA when I realised that the hedgehog was winning 4-0 !

 

[DRAYTON GREEN]

I was in fruit and veg shop the other day and saw bent nose.
I said what are you doing in here and he replied ' getting some potato's for Daryl Murphy.'
I said that a good deal but advised the shopkeeper to keep his spuds.

 

[phil38]

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

 

[phil38]

Have you heard about the new Ipswich Bra?
It has a lot of support but no cups.