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Flat Earthers...

How did he get voted in ?


Middle aged women swung the vote. He ran on his last name. He is a trust fund kid whose profession was bouncer and part-time drama teacher. Pretty boy with absolutely no depth and the political acumen of the selfie's he likes to take of himself.

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You paint such a pretty picture 80.
Your bloke, our thing , America ,s clown , Korea,s shining light , what have we got to be worried about . Oh yeah , Corbin getting the keys
 
You paint such a pretty picture 80.
Your bloke, our thing , America ,s clown , Korea,s shining light , what have we got to be worried about . Oh yeah , Corbin getting the keys

If he ever does, then there will be a wholesale collapse in business confidence and people like me will be taking whatever cash they can get and running - pretty much anywhere but here. investment will dry up and jobs will contract faster than a burst ballon, taxes will go up, but net collection to government will go down (as it always does under a high tax economy) - they'll create another 1 million public sector non jobs (just like last time) and our borrowings and our deficit will spin out of control (just as last time)....

His extreme left wing form of 'Socialism' has not worked anywhere in the World, ever.

Mind you even left of centrists that masquerade as Sociliasm have always left a disaster behind them.

But unquestionably for while all the work-shy and our students will vote for it as they'll think 'free-money?!'...why not!?
 
Its a Salvador Dali . Saint John of the Cross. A Christ like depiction of a man on a crucifix. Dali painted it in 1951 and used a stuntman strapped to a frame to achieve the muscle distortion and weight of a suspended body. The painting was bought especially for a Glasgow gallery for 8 grand. Thought now to be worth over 30 million. It was vandalised in 1961 and restored. It has been voted Glasgows favourite painting and attracted millions of visitors over the years. The gallery produced official prints for visitors to buy and has paid for the painting many times over. I have just sourced one of the original 1952 prints and gave it away as a gift for a ladies birthday. She was over the moon . Its only worth about 30 quid but I sold one to her sister and she asked me to look out for another.

I am an antique dealer with a keen interest in art. Dali was a strange man, a surrealist, he once set up a scene for Alice Cooper to sit next to a human brain on a cushion with a chocolate eclair cream cake on top of it. There is a photo of it somewhere.
 
Its a Salvador Dali . Saint John of the Cross. A Christ like depiction of a man on a crucifix. Dali painted it in 1951 and used a stuntman strapped to a frame to achieve the muscle distortion and weight of a suspended body. The painting was bought especially for a Glasgow gallery for 8 grand. Thought now to be worth over 30 million. It was vandalised in 1961 and restored. It has been voted Glasgows favourite painting and attracted millions of visitors over the years. The gallery produced official prints for visitors to buy and has paid for the painting many times over. I have just sourced one of the original 1952 prints and gave it away as a gift for a ladies birthday. She was over the moon . Its only worth about 30 quid but I sold one to her sister and she asked me to look out for another.

I am an antique dealer with a keen interest in art. Dali was a strange man, a surrealist, he once set up a scene for Alice Cooper to sit next to a human brain on a cushion with a chocolate eclair cream cake on top of it. There is a photo of it somewhere.

Nick , Ive had nights like what Alice Cooper had in my local . There is definitely a photo of it on Facebook !:eek!:
 
Piss up in the Tate Gallery , I'm up for that :cheers:

I know just the place if you want a mix of culture and alcohol; a friedn owns the Saw at the Globe at the Globe theater in London - so you can catch some Shakespeare and have a great meal with copious amounts to drink....

It's a great night out :-)
 
Worth checking out 80. On the radio today a Hawking type time dude said the higher you are the slower is time. Only very tiny difference though. He has a new book out. It was on Andrew Marr show Radio 4. Also hundreds of years ago clocks in this country were telling different times as they were set by the position of the sun which will be different across the country. He goes into quantum theories too but that's past me. Explosions that happened in the universe 10 billion or so years ago are only just being heard here. So....BAAANG !!!! a star explodes or event horizon happened before our planet was formed and the noise has taken that length of time to get here.

Ive got a feeling it was Einstein , or one of his clever bastard mates , who said that if you go straight up in a rocket , not in orbit around the flat Earth, but straight up as far as you can go ' then turn around and come straight back , when you landed back on Earth , you would be younger than if you hadn't gone up in space .
If anyone is able to prove that theory wrong , I'll buy them a pint at the Globe .
The clock malarkey was highlighted when British Rail couldn't get their trains to arrive at the time they promised . So they got all the clocks altered to suit . Simples and genius at the same time .
Professor Brian Cox reckons that if we clap our hands here on Earth ,it's sets up shockwaves through the air that eventually can be measured on Mars . I suppose the Martians will know when we score a goal, especially from the shockwaves from the new south stand.