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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...racy-theorists-gather-discuss-proof-first-uk/

Flat Earth conspiracy theorists gather to discuss 'proof' at first UK convention


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Organiser Gary John at the Convention Credit: Andrew Fox


30 April 2018 • 12:13pm
The Ancient Greeks first argued the earth was round more than 2,000 years ago while Ferdinand Magellan proved it with the first successful circumnavigation in the 16th century.

Yet 500 years on, a growing number of conspiracy theorists are convinced that every single mainstream scientist since then has got it wrong. The planet, they insist, isn’t spherical at all. The earth, they maintain, is flat.

This weekend, more than 200 believers - among them an NHS manager and a special needs educational worker - attended Britain’s first ever Flat Earth Convention, held in a nondescript, three-star hotel in Birmingham.


Fuelled by social media and a growing conviction that the authorities are not to be trusted, the flat earth business is booming.

In the conference room of the Jurys Inn hotel, delegates bought and sold flat earth merchandise, that included “Flat Power” t-shirts, flat maps and, of course, novelty spirit levels. Flat-earthers came from a wide variety of backgrounds included smartly dressed IT consultants as well as off-grid environmentalists.

In discussions held over three days, guest speakers unveiled their scientific proof that the earth is more pancake than profiterole.

“My research destroys big bang cosmology. It supports the idea that gravity doesn’t exist and the only true force in nature is electromagnetism,” explained David Marsh, a manager at the NHS Supply Chain head office in Alfreton, Derbyshire.

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People gathered, united in their belief that the world is flat Credit: Andrew Fox

Mr Marsh has carried out his own year-long research in his back garden, tracking the movement of the moon across the sky using a free mobile phone app and a Nikon camera. His experiments have disproved, he says, the accepted laws of planetary motion.



The convention’s organiser Gary John said the event had been driven by a surge in interest in an idea that was thought to have flat-lined at least half a millennia ago.
“People are waking up,” said Mr John. “We’re seeing an explosion of interest in flat earth theories and increasing mistrust of governments.”

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More than 200 flat-earthers gathered for the event Credit: Andrew Fox

During the last five years, online Google searches in the UK for the phrase “flat earth” have risen tenfold, according to Google Trends.

Over the same period Facebook groups and YouTube accounts promoting the flat earth theory have racked up tens of thousands of followers. Many believe in a range of conspiracy theories that include, for obvious reasons, an insistence the moon landings and other Nasa footage were faked.

Then there are the prominent flat earthers with internet disciples. They include Kyrie Irving, one of the big stars of US professional basketball, who repeatedly insisted the earth was flat in a podcast in February 2017 that went round the world - or at least would have done if the globe was basketball shaped .

The US rapper B.o.B (real name Bobby Ray Simmons Jr) has also told his followers the earth is flat. Last November last year, he began a crowdfunding campaign, seeking to raise $1 million with the aim of launching satellites into space to obtain proof. As of yesterday, ‘Flat earth Bob’ - as he is also known - had secured $6,899 in funding.



Though there are disagreements amongst the new wave of flat earth enthusiasts about just how Earth looks, most share a core belief the planet has no curvature, and is not moving through space or spinning.

Participants revelled in attending a conference where they could express their beliefs without being ridiculed. They were prone to shouting out supportive comments and periodically broke out into loud laughter and jeering as convention speakers played Nasa videos and speeches by world leaders.

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Gravity is imaginary, according to the flat-earthers Credit: Andrew Fox

While historically sailors might have feared sailing off the edge, modern-day flat earthers scorn such foolishness.

“We know that continuous east-west travel is a reality,” said the convention speaker and expert Darren Nesbit. “No one has ever come to, or crossed a physical boundary.”

Nesbit himself believes he can explain why no sailor would ever fall into the abyss. Mr Nesbit calls it the “Pac-Man effect”. In his theory, celestial bodies are able to teleport from one side of the earth to the other when they reach the horizon - just as the characters in the video game Pac-Man arrive on the right hand side of the screen as they exit the left hand side.

“One logical possibility for those who are truly free thinkers is that space-time wraps around and we get a Pac-Man effect,” he told the convention.



The shape of the earth is another topic that is fiercely debated. There are those who propose that it could be a circle surrounded by ice walls. Others believe that the earth has a domed roof; some suggest it is made up of a series of interlinked rings.
Mr Nesbit’s own view is that the earth is supported by pillars and shaped like a diamond, with the north and south poles in opposite corners.
“I’m not saying this is definitely what is going on, but I think it is a plausible model,” he said.



Sean Connors, a speaker at the conference and an employee at a school for children with special needs, said that he started to question mainstream media narratives after the build-up to the Iraq war.
“I believed Tony Blair when he told me there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq,” he said. “When I realised that the government had misled me – that was a turning point.”
Iru Landucci, an Argentinian flat earther with more than 40,000 followers on YouTube, had flown in specially for the UK convention. To applause, he blamed mainstream educationalists for keeping the masses ignorant about the truth nature of the earth. Mr Landucci also believes the Vatican has played a significant role in perpetuating the idea of the earth as a globe.



Gary John, one of the co-organisers, has replicated some of the work of the 19th century flat earth enthusiast Samuel Rowbotham, who claimed the earth was flat after carrying out a series of observations carried out along a six-mile stretch of the Old Bedford River in Cambridgeshire.
“It’s just amazing to connect with people and do the experiments and prove to yourself again that the earth is flat,” said Mr John, adding by way of an afterthought. “We’re not saying we have all the answers, but everyone here is united by the knowledge that the earth is not a globe.”
 
Does this mean I can't dig to China? Another lie my parent's told me? First Father Christmas and now this?
 
There goes my retirement dream of selling everything and sailing round the world.
 
Here's one for you. Time passes slower at the top of a mountain than ground level....true or false ?

False. It's the same. Although, 29,000 feet above sea level at the equator is further away from the centre of the planet than it is in Nepal or Tibet.

How does time pass on a flat earth?
 
False. It's the same. Although, 29,000 feet above sea level at the equator is further away from the centre of the planet than it is in Nepal or Tibet.

How does time pass on a flat earth?

Worth checking out 80. On the radio today a Hawking type time dude said the higher you are the slower is time. Only very tiny difference though. He has a new book out. It was on Andrew Marr show Radio 4. Also hundreds of years ago clocks in this country were telling different times as they were set by the position of the sun which will be different across the country. He goes into quantum theories too but that's past me. Explosions that happened in the universe 10 billion or so years ago are only just being heard here. So....BAAANG !!!! a star explodes or event horizon happened before our planet was formed and the noise has taken that length of time to get here.
 
Worth checking out 80. On the radio today a Hawking type time dude said the higher you are the slower is time. Only very tiny difference though. He has a new book out. It was on Andrew Marr show Radio 4. Also hundreds of years ago clocks in this country were telling different times as they were set by the position of the sun which will be different across the country. He goes into quantum theories too but that's past me. Explosions that happened in the universe 10 billion or so years ago are only just being heard here. So....BAAANG !!!! a star explodes or event horizon happened before our planet was formed and the noise has taken that length of time to get here.


Hmm. Gonna have to look at that.
 
This flat earth malarky is hard to explain.

There has never been easier access to information and knowledge than today's internet provides, yet there seems to be more people willfully determined to remain stupid and ignorant.
 
This flat earth malarky is hard to explain.

There has never been easier access to information and knowledge than today's internet provides, yet there seems to be more people willfully determined to remain stupid and ignorant.

Not that I'm surprised but apparently the flat-Eathers are also leading lights in the 9-11 conspiracy theory 'truthers' - I should have known really..

I wonder if the NHS could send in a psychiatric hit squad and take them all into protective custody in one fell swoop..?
 
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Not that I'm surprised but apparently the flat-Eathers are also leading lights in the 9-11 conspiracy theory 'truthers' - I should have know really..

I wonder if the NHS could send in a psychiatric hit squad and take them all into protective custody in one fell swoop..?


That’s censorship. Society needs alternative theories. Any challenges to accepted thinking should be welcomed as opportunities to further examine and reinforce that accepted thinking. And god knows we need people to start thinking for themselves.
 
That’s censorship. Society needs alternative theories. Any challenges to accepted thinking should be welcomed as opportunities to further examine and reinforce that accepted thinking. And god knows we need people to start thinking for themselves.

I wasn't being serious...

But, have you ever tried debating physics, Math the scientific method the evidentiary process with these people ?

It's pointless, so you can't reinforce or explain why the current view is the accepted thinking - even when you absolutely nail them down with absolute indisputable facts based om rock solid and irrefutable science, they just cook up another reckless lunatic theory or stay saying 'you're one of them...'

On second thoughts, I was right, they're beyond all hope, we should sweep them up and ship them off to Canada... :throw::grinning:
 
We welcome everyone. Just look at the naffing androgenous alien we have as a prime minister.