Fish puntastic...

I do wish you'd stop carping on J, sitting up ther on your high perch. If you're not careful you'll become a social piranha.


 
Have a word in his shell like someone, he needs to stop posting crab here all day long. If it's not ridiculous threads like this it's nattering on like and old fish wife about how to build mussels. Bloody *****!
 
I e been searching online for a better pun but my search turned out to just be a red herring
 
This thread is a bit crappie

(I kid you not!!! http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crappie )
 
I thought this thread was finished but I see it's still huffing and PUFFER-ing it's way along. With so many puns in my previous posts I think I'm the STARof this thread but still people seem to turn to JELLY when Fear posts, I guess I don't have his RAZOR wit.

On another subject, I was doing some D.I.Y a week or so ago, when hammering a nail in the HAMMER HEAD fell off. I know that this should probably have been posted in the "interesting" thread but I had the urge to post it here instead.
 
DeanoVilla - 29/7/2014 12:57

Pride of Lions - 27/7/2014 10:52

What a load of cods wallop..............

Ok, ok! Stop piscine on people's parades.

Would have been much funnier coming from Clive.