McGrath4Pope
Vital Squad Member
My God there are some joyless souls on this thread!
So it's Fireworks, Bonfires and even BBQs(!!!) that are are a problem! What about those noisy lawn mowers? Children playing out? Maybe we should ban outdoor music too just to be safe? I saw some children blowing bubbles in the park - those detergents can't be good for the environment but then again neither is your car so that should go as it's probably used more than you use fireworks / bonfires / bbqs. What next...erm...KITCHEN KNIVES!!! They are dangerous and can get into the hands of people too young or irresponsible to have them so we should ban them too (and forks - ouch! pointy!) People definitely shouldn't be allowed to smoke in their gardens either - the neighbour might have a window open or their pants on the line. Once laughing, talking and general socialising have also been outlawed you'll all be able to enjoy your lives in peace.
So it's Fireworks, Bonfires and even BBQs(!!!) that are are a problem! What about those noisy lawn mowers? Children playing out? Maybe we should ban outdoor music too just to be safe? I saw some children blowing bubbles in the park - those detergents can't be good for the environment but then again neither is your car so that should go as it's probably used more than you use fireworks / bonfires / bbqs. What next...erm...KITCHEN KNIVES!!! They are dangerous and can get into the hands of people too young or irresponsible to have them so we should ban them too (and forks - ouch! pointy!) People definitely shouldn't be allowed to smoke in their gardens either - the neighbour might have a window open or their pants on the line. Once laughing, talking and general socialising have also been outlawed you'll all be able to enjoy your lives in peace.