Ferdinand proves he's an utter kn*b

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After having first made himself available to play for his country the World Cup Qualifiers over the coming days and then suddenly remembering that he couldn't fulfil this obligation without jeopardising the finely tuned special programme designed by sports scientists at The Swamp........Wio Turdinhand has decided that this programme can however fit in a gruelling 7 hour+ flight to Qatar where he will be performing duties as a .......football pundit. Not quite sure how that fits into his highly specialised, bespoke regimen.

YCMIU.

Well, actually of course, someone made something up when they invented this 'story'.

So, having had his fortune read to him by The Dark Lord ("play for England and you will not get another contract at U*d") he has decided that he would renege on his professed desire to play for his country and royally dump on Roy Hodgson.

What an utter kn*b Wio is. In good company with his tw*t of a manager who, once again, proves that shoving it up a national side's backside is his speciality. Done this to Wales and England before if I recall with mystery injuries to Giggsy and Scjholesy. I couldn't care less if Turdinhand actually plays for England again but this just demonstrates what a kn*b the bloke really is.
 
I've been listening to quite a few opinions on this and Jason 'Funboy' Cundy on Talksport last night seems to have hit the nail on the head.

He reckons that Turdinhand basically never had any desire to play for England but didn't want to come out and say it. He was basking in the sympathy he received over the way he was treated previously, with Hodgson picking JT ahead of him after the racism fiasco and later commenting in public, on a train to a punter, that he wouldn't be picking Turdinhand for the Euros.

He was the 'victim' like little Turdinhand, or 'Number 2 Turdinhand' as he's known.

The last thing he wanted was to be selected for the England squad again and in fact his punditry was pre-planned so he was intending to do it before the selections came out.

His selection has now put the ball back in his court and he had the choice of losing the moral high ground and saying he didn't want to play for England or making up a limp excuse about a training programme but that he would always make himself available in the future of course because he's still young and has plenty of more opportunities coming his way.

He's tried to have his cake and eat it but unfortunately he's got it wrong and its back-fired.

It now looks like he prefers doing television punditry over playing for England but he will continue to make himself available for the 'rags'.

Anyway, if you follow the logic of his argument he can't play 2 games in quick succession which rules him out for any international tournament in any event.

What a turd he is indeed, yes-i-reee-bob.
 
Not that anything would probably come of it, but the squad announcement was made just after the first Rags-Chelsea FA Cup game.

Did something happen during that match that was a talking point? :thinking:
 
That's good stuff CB1K. It certainly does look like his bluff was called and they had to invent some face saving :117: to get him out of the hole he'd dug for himself.
 
As per usual, the rag-infested bumlicking- media aren't holding anything in red to task for this utter shambles of a story either.

It's obvious Turdinand was not going to play for England, I just wish the media would come out and tell us.
 
It's amazing that wio is getting off so easy for this. Over here Landon Donovan, one of our best players, has decided to "take a break" from football and is not playing in a few critical qualifiers for us, and most of the football fans in the country are furious about it. It's one thing to take time off from club football, to each his own, but to pass up the chance to play for your country is something most of us just can't understand.
 
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