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Internet mogul and multi-millionaire, Jonathan Fear, has teamed up with members of his undervalued and underpaid site staff in his latest venture which promotes bald rights.

Underling and general dog's body, or rather venture partner, know on the Vital network as Villan of the North explained, "He's just an exhibitionist, he's dragged me and Jonah into this thing to exploit our natural talents (being bald) as yet another outlet for his every inflating ego. I really want nothing to do with this." As of yet we have received no comment from Jonah other than, "Piss off! Can't a man take a dump in peace?" through his bathroom window.

Click the link below to check out The Fear's new site.

Link to Fear's new site!




 
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I resent the implication as above that I pay my staff.

Overworked and undervalued would sum it up better!
 
<h1 class="entry-title"><p>This is the first page of the article it links to.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Go Bald &ndash; Why You Should Shave Your Head</p></h1><div class="entry-meta"><span class="entry-author" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; color: rgb(127, 127, 127);">by&nbsp;<a href="http://inspiyr.com/author/russell-smith/" title="Posts by Russell Smith">Russell Smith</a></span>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<span class="entry-date" style="margin: 0px 3px 0px 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; color: rgb(127, 127, 127);">on December 10th, 2012</span>&nbsp;|</div><div class="entry-content"><p>In Western culture, baldness isn&rsquo;t exactly something that men flaunt. As a matter of fact, it&rsquo;s something that men vehemently combat &ndash; not physically &ndash; but with their wallets. The hair loss treatment industry is worth&nbsp;<a href="http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jan/29/image/la-ig-balding-20120129" target="_blank">billions of dollars</a>, and it has benefited immensely from the societal stigma of bald men. But is all of that changing? If you&rsquo;re balding, should you embrace it, or go a step further and shave your head?</p><p><a href="http://inspiyr.com/shave-your-head/shave-your-head/"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-11144" title="shave your head" alt="shave your head" src="http://inspiyr.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/shave-your-head.jpg" width="640" height="427" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</p><p>As men across the globe shop for Rogaine, discuss hair implants, and look for any excuse to wear a baseball hat, a new breed of pro-bald men is rising up from a pile of Donald Trump&rsquo;s awkward, lifeless toupées and embracing their clean and smooth heads. And, to the surprise of many, they&rsquo;re&nbsp;<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/fashion/head-shaving-making-the-most-of-nothing.html?pagewanted=all" target="_blank">doing it pretty darn well</a>.</p><p><em><a title="Top 5 Foods To Boost Your Sex Drive" href="http://inspiyr.com/top-5-foods-to-boost-your-sex-drive/" target="_blank">Related Article: Top 5 Foods to Boost Your Sex Drive</a></em></p><h3>Why You Should Shave Your Head</h3><h5>People Will Think You&rsquo;re Powerful</h5><p><a href="http://spp.sagepub.com/content/early/2012/07/12/1948550612449490" target="_blank">A recent study</a>&nbsp;by the University of Pennsylvania&rsquo;s Wharton School, one of the top business schools in the nation, revealed that bald men are perceived by others as manlier, more dominant and powerful, and as better leaders than men with manes. The study, which was conducted by lecturer Albert Mannes, was broken down into three tests. The first experiment gathered almost 60 participants and asked them to rank the photos of similarly-aged men, both bald and not, on how powerful, influential, and authoritative they looked. Overwhelmingly, the bald guys&nbsp;<a href="http://healthland.time.com/2012/09/28/shave-it-off-how-bald-guys-can-look-more-manly-and-dominant/" target="_blank">ranked higher in all categories</a>.</p><h5>People Will Think You&rsquo;re Stronger</h5><p>In the second arm of the study, the participants were shown eight digitally-altered photos of four men &ndash; for each man, there were two photos: one photo of the man without hair and another with hair. In the end, the bald men were ranked as&nbsp;<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/oct/04/bald-men-dominant-image" target="_blank">more dominant</a>, 13% stronger, and, interestingly, an inch taller than their hairy-headed counterparts.</p><p><a title="Why Burst Training is Your Best Fat-Burning Workout" href="http://inspiyr.com/why-burst-training-is-your-best-fat-burning-workout/" target="_blank"><em>Related Article: Why Burst Training is Your Best Fat-Burning Workout</em></a></p><h5>People Will Think You&rsquo;re a Leader</h5><p>In the&nbsp;<a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/ideas-market/search/shaved/?s=shaved" target="_blank">third and final segment</a>&nbsp;of the study, 344 participants were given written and verbal descriptions of men; some guys were described as having thick hair and others as having shaved heads. However, these varying physical ...</p></div>
 
I have some very good links to hair solution sites for wigs and pieces women wear. Hmm on 2nd thoughts maybe you best speak to Wayne Rooney, about his hair solutions that is.

 
I bet if I walked around with a wig on most people wouldn't recognise me. I can only think of one person that I still meet up with in the 'real world' who has ever seen me with hair (he's an old school friend)

I've never spent anything trying to get my hair back but I must admit, I'd happily pay for the parts that do still grow to be lasered off so I don't have to keep shaving it! Probably can't even be done but I'd be up for that!!
 
The Fear - 30/7/2013 15:30

I'd happily pay for the parts that do still grow to be lasered off so I don't have to keep shaving it! Probably can't even be done but I'd be up for that!!



You need to rub nads over it.

http://www.nads.com.au/for_men#mens_range




 
I shave my head grade zero all over thesedays, when my hair started receeding back at the front i could not face seeing this little island of hair all by its self it looked stupid lol so the lot goes now, i too wish i could stop all the rest of my head hair growing would save me a job shaving it, or we could just tattoo hair onto our heads?
 
I had to re-read that a few times JamTomorrow! :10: :10:

Nose wax?! OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

Don't think those things work on the head really, will read up later but last time I tried a small patch with mens hair remover it wasn't entirely pleasant!!!!
 
ClivetheVillan - 30/7/2013 16:52

I shave my head grade zero all over thesedays, when my hair started receeding back at the front i could not face seeing this little island of hair all by its self it looked stupid lol so the lot goes now, i too wish i could stop all the rest of my head hair growing would save me a job shaving it, or we could just tattoo hair onto our heads?

I am sure having hair tattoo is quite feasible Clive. After all us women (and I am sure men can too) can have permanent eyebrows and make up tattooing done
 
kefkat - 30/7/2013 18:13

ClivetheVillan - 30/7/2013 16:52

I shave my head grade zero all over thesedays, when my hair started receeding back at the front i could not face seeing this little island of hair all by its self it looked stupid lol so the lot goes now, i too wish i could stop all the rest of my head hair growing would save me a job shaving it, or we could just tattoo hair onto our heads?

I am sure having hair tattoo is quite feasible Clive. After all us women (and I am sure men can too) can have permanent eyebrows and make up tattooing done

How would he comb it though?

I've wet shaved my head for about 7 or 8 years now. I don't do it every day, nor my face. It's not that I don't need to, it's just that I'm a lazy git.
 
Every week for me dude, does my head in tbh aswell, why can't it be all or nothing ffs lol
 
kefkat - 30/7/2013 17:13

ClivetheVillan - 30/7/2013 16:52

I shave my head grade zero all over thesedays, when my hair started receeding back at the front i could not face seeing this little island of hair all by its self it looked stupid lol so the lot goes now, i too wish i could stop all the rest of my head hair growing would save me a job shaving it, or we could just tattoo hair onto our heads?

I am sure having hair tattoo is quite feasible Clive. After all us women (and I am sure men can too) can have permanent eyebrows and make up tattooing done

You mean i can have the Brad Pitt golden locks tattoed onto my head, yeeees get in there, :4:
 
Villan Of The North - 30/7/2013 19:19

kefkat - 30/7/2013 18:13

ClivetheVillan - 30/7/2013 16:52

I shave my head grade zero all over thesedays, when my hair started receeding back at the front i could not face seeing this little island of hair all by its self it looked stupid lol so the lot goes now, i too wish i could stop all the rest of my head hair growing would save me a job shaving it, or we could just tattoo hair onto our heads?

I am sure having hair tattoo is quite feasible Clive. After all us women (and I am sure men can too) can have permanent eyebrows and make up tattooing done

How would he comb it though?

I've wet shaved my head for about 7 or 8 years now. I don't do it every day, nor my face. It's not that I don't need to, it's just that I'm a lazy git.

Dunno but i bet it would hurt to comb :10:

Ive never had the balls to wet shave my head and bic it clean off, would luv too but i got a feeling i would rip my scalp off being the clumsy bugger i am
 
Villan Of The North - 30/7/2013 19:19

kefkat - 30/7/2013 18:13

ClivetheVillan - 30/7/2013 16:52

I shave my head grade zero all over thesedays, when my hair started receeding back at the front i could not face seeing this little island of hair all by its self it looked stupid lol so the lot goes now, i too wish i could stop all the rest of my head hair growing would save me a job shaving it, or we could just tattoo hair onto our heads?

I am sure having hair tattoo is quite feasible Clive. After all us women (and I am sure men can too) can have permanent eyebrows and make up tattooing done

How would he comb it though?

I've wet shaved my head for about 7 or 8 years now. I don't do it every day, nor my face. It's not that I don't need to, it's just that I'm a lazy git.

Dunno but i bet it would hurt to comb :10:

Ive never had the balls to wet shave my head and bic it clean off, would luv too but i got a feeling i would rip my scalp off being the clumsy bugger i am