The Fear
A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
She worries about me, think they think I am a bit of a loon...
Hey Mom. Taking it nice and easy and being safe. Drank 32 pints and went into the sea, but only because the red flag was up,which I believe is the national colour for you are welcome to swim. The life guard was bloody friendly, he kept waving and jumping up and down, probably celebrating or something. Blimey, he even swam out to join me at one point. I had to give him a smack when he tried to put his arm around me though, he was trying to take me back to shore, dirty bugger probably wanted his way with me, I'm so gorgeous who wouldn't.
Saw a shark, think it was a tiger. Couldn't see clearly as the sea started to go a bit red and I felt a bit fuzzy, probably the ice in the 32nd pint I think. Cheeky thing had a nibble on my left foot, still, not to worry, I still have the right one.
Thought I was doing a bungee jump earlier, turns out I'd climbed up a builders crane. Oh how we laughed. Oh and don't believe what people tell you, it does hurt if you stick your tongue in a plug abroad.
Anyway, as said, safe and sound.
Hey Mom. Taking it nice and easy and being safe. Drank 32 pints and went into the sea, but only because the red flag was up,which I believe is the national colour for you are welcome to swim. The life guard was bloody friendly, he kept waving and jumping up and down, probably celebrating or something. Blimey, he even swam out to join me at one point. I had to give him a smack when he tried to put his arm around me though, he was trying to take me back to shore, dirty bugger probably wanted his way with me, I'm so gorgeous who wouldn't.
Saw a shark, think it was a tiger. Couldn't see clearly as the sea started to go a bit red and I felt a bit fuzzy, probably the ice in the 32nd pint I think. Cheeky thing had a nibble on my left foot, still, not to worry, I still have the right one.
Thought I was doing a bungee jump earlier, turns out I'd climbed up a builders crane. Oh how we laughed. Oh and don't believe what people tell you, it does hurt if you stick your tongue in a plug abroad.
Anyway, as said, safe and sound.
