Eruption at Mcdonalds

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Nick Real Deal

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I just went fecking ballistic at Mcds. I ordered a big breakfast. They said we are not doing them anymore.

I said ....so what's the replacement then ?

Sausage and bacon bap. I said have you tried them, they taste like dog turd.

The girl giggled but I carried on......I'm speaking to my MP about this, it's outrageous.

Now I know what it's like to have Aspergers, my life is ruined, I couldn't cope with it .
 
Eruption at Mcdonalds...... you mean someone's been sick again? I'll have the big BREEAAAKFAST please.
 
You won't Tel, well you might if lucky. They did an advert where a guys wife craved gherkins, so he went to Mcds and got a plateful.

Tomorrow I'm going in and asking for a platter of Egg, Bacon, Hash , Sausage patty and toasted muffin. Basically a big breakfast. Tell them my wife's pregnant. If they say we can't do that, I'm going ballistic again accusing them of false representation in their advertising.

Apparently it's a trial in certain restaurants, what's to fecking learn.?
 
Nick Real Deal - 4/2/2016 10:52

I just went fecking ballistic at Mcds. I ordered a big breakfast. They said we are not doing them anymore.

I said ....so what's the replacement then ?

Sausage and bacon bap. I said have you tried them, they taste like dog turd.

The girl giggled but I carried on......I'm speaking to my MP about this, it's outrageous.

Now I know what it's like to have Aspergers, my life is ruined, I couldn't cope with it .
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I got like this in my local coffee shop about toast and Marmalade with my coffee. It was...well irrational but it just killed my day. I'd meetings with producers, three of them, which all went wrong.I am utterly convinced it was because of white bread and Wilkinson's marmalade.
 
Find an old style 'tranny' cafe...(no not transvestite) ....... one which has a triangular menu board

Egg
Egg bacon
Egg bacon beans
Egg bacon beans tomatoes
Egg bacon beans tomatoes sausages
Egg bacon beans tomatoes sausages blackpudding
Egg bacon beans tomatoes sausages blackpudding fried bread

plus toast and tea of course and eggs either fried, poached or scrambled...

Those were the days
 
Greavswasthegreatest - 5/2/2016 18:25

Find an old style 'tranny' cafe...(no not transvestite) ....... one which has a triangular menu board

Egg
Egg bacon
Egg bacon beans
Egg bacon beans tomatoes
Egg bacon beans tomatoes sausages
Egg bacon beans tomatoes sausages blackpudding
Egg bacon beans tomatoes sausages blackpudding fried bread

plus toast and tea of course and eggs either fried, poached or scrambled...

Those were the days
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Tranny café huh....tut tut tut :21:
 
Greavswasthegreatest - 5/2/2016 18:25

Find an old style 'tranny' cafe...(no not transvestite) ....... one which has a triangular menu board

Egg
Egg bacon
Egg bacon beans
Egg bacon beans tomatoes
Egg bacon beans tomatoes sausages
Egg bacon beans tomatoes sausages blackpudding
Egg bacon beans tomatoes sausages blackpudding fried bread

plus toast and tea of course and eggs either fried, poached or scrambled...

Those were the days
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That's quite a supply/demand curve you have there Greavsie. Pity it's upside down. Oh I just thought, Egg bacon beans tomatoes sausages blackpudding fried bread while you're upside down..... excuse me................................... Another eruption!
 
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