Double entendres under threat!

[BodyButter]

I met a friend in Subway earlier. He offered to let me try his 12" spicy sausage but I don't think I could handle all that meat.

 

[Trekker]

 

[Stephen Jay Hawkings]

Had a couple of nice breasts for dinner tonight, covered them in white sauce.

And then I shoved a dildo up my arse.

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

Last time I went to the Villa, the guy in the burger van tried to offer me a foot long.

I politely declined, but did try some of his special sauce on my half-pounder.

 

[Trekker]

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

Steve Wilson commentating on Liverpool/Brighton on MOTD:

"Firmino....Salah is inside him...."

 

[DeanoVilla]

I wish midday would hurry on up. I really fancy a stiff one.