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Report: Government spent millions on penis pumps, paid double retail price

By Lachlan Markay
Published January 14, 2014
Washington Free Beacon
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Taxpayers paid nearly $175 million for vacuum erection systems (VES), commonly known as “penis pumps,” from 2006 to 2011, according to an inspector general report released on Monday.

The federal government paid more than double the retail price for VES, the Department of Health and Human Services IG found. Medicare prices for the systems, the report said, “remain grossly excessive compared with the amounts that non-Medicare payers pay.”

Medicare paid 473,620 VES claims during calendar years 2006 through 2011, according to the IG report.

Health care policy experts said the revelations in the IG report are a troubling indication of what they describe as wasteful spending in federal health programs.

“The fact that taxpayers have spent more than a quarter of a billion dollars over the past decade on penis pumps via Medicare is obscene and insulting – even more so when you consider that this is an arena of Medicare expenditures rife with fraud and where the government doesn’t even bother to assess medical necessity,” said Ben Domenech, a senior fellow at the Heartland Institute.

“This is a perfect example of what happens when government becomes the be all and end all of human existence – a system where everyone has a right to a taxpayer-funded penis pump.”
 
“This is a perfect example of what happens when government becomes the be all and end all of human existence – a system where everyone has a right to a taxpayer-funded penis pump.”

Yes, lets make erectile dysfunction another reason why governmental investment in the health and well being of it's citizens is a bad thing. There are dicks in this story just not the one's they think.
 
spurdon - 14/1/2014 11:10

“This is a perfect example of what happens when government becomes the be all and end all of human existence – a system where everyone has a right to a taxpayer-funded penis pump.”

Yes, lets make erectile dysfunction another reason why governmental investment in the health and well being of it's citizens is a bad thing. There are dicks in this story just not the one's they think.

FOX News. Makes sense.

'Can't get it up, blame the government!'.

Must be a great Tea Party show stopper.
 
Galvin's Shinpads - 14/1/2014 11:15

spurdon - 14/1/2014 11:10

“This is a perfect example of what happens when government becomes the be all and end all of human existence – a system where everyone has a right to a taxpayer-funded penis pump.”

Yes, lets make erectile dysfunction another reason why governmental investment in the health and well being of it's citizens is a bad thing. There are dicks in this story just not the one's they think.

FOX News. Makes sense.

'Can't get it up, blame the government!'.

Must be a great Tea Party show stopper.

Ok, you can have the CBS/ABC version, or if you like the official version of the full report - either way, it's as funny as hell!

Penis pumps cost US government millions
Reuters
Posted at 01/14/2014 10:20 AM | Updated as of 01/14/2014 10:20 AM

WASHINGTON - Penis pumps cost the U.S. government's Medicare program $172 million between 2006 and 2011, about twice as much as the consumer would have paid at the retail level, according to a government watchdog's report released on Monday.

The report by the inspector general for the Department of Health and Human Services said Medicare, the government health insurance system for seniors, paid nearly 474,000 claims for vacuum erection systems, or VES, totaling about $172.4 million from 2006 to 2011. Yearly claims for the devices nearly doubled from $20.6 million in 2006 to $38.6 million in 2011.

According to the Mayo Clinic, penis pumps are one of a few treatment options for erectile dysfunction.

Government waste is a major issue in budget talks in the U.S. capital as lawmakers try to reach agreement on a $1 trillion spending bill.

"Medicare payment amounts for VES remain grossly excessive compared with the amounts that non-Medicare payers pay," said the report, dated December 2013. "Medicare currently pays suppliers more than twice as much for VES as the Department of Veterans Affairs and consumers over the Internet pay for these types of devices."

If Medicare had adjusted its payments to approximately the price non-Medicare payers pay, the U.S. government would have saved an average of about $14.4 million for each of the six years, the report said.

"Considering the strain retiring baby boomers will soon be placing on Medicare's budget, shouldn't we be focusing this entitlement program on real, life-saving treatment and equipment to serve the health needs of seniors - instead of subsidizing penis pump purchases?" Ben Domenech of the Heartland Institute think tank said in an email statement.

"And to those seniors who really do want one," added Domenech, "just buy it yourself - you don't need to send the bill to your fellow Americans."
 
Penis pumps cost U.S. government millions, watchdog cries waste

WASHINGTON Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:49pm EST

Jan 13 (Reuters) - Penis pumps cost the U.S. government's Medicare program $172 million between 2006 and 2011, about twice as much as the consumer would have paid at the retail level, according to a government watchdog's report released on Monday.

The report by the inspector general for the Department of Health and Human Services said Medicare, the government health insurance system for seniors, paid nearly 474,000 claims for vacuum erection systems (VES) totaling about $172.4 million from 2006 to 2011. Yearly claims for the devices nearly doubled from $20.6 million in 2006 to $38.6 million in 2011.

According to the Mayo Clinic, penis pumps are one of a few treatment options for erectile dysfunction.

Government waste is a major issue in ongoing budget talks in the U.S. capital as lawmakers try to reach agreement on a $1 trillion spending bill.

"Medicare payment amounts for VES remain grossly excessive compared with the amounts that non-Medicare payers pay," said the report, dated December 2013. "Medicare currently pays suppliers more than twice as much for VES as the Department of Veterans Affairs and consumers over the Internet pay for these types of devices."

If Medicare had adjusted its payments to approximately the price non-Medicare payers pay, the U.S. government would have saved an average of about $14.4 million for each of the six years, the report said. (Reporting by Jim Loney; Editing by Cynthia Osterman)
 
Spursex - 14/1/2014 11:18

Galvin's Shinpads - 14/1/2014 11:15

spurdon - 14/1/2014 11:10

“This is a perfect example of what happens when government becomes the be all and end all of human existence – a system where everyone has a right to a taxpayer-funded penis pump.”

Yes, lets make erectile dysfunction another reason why governmental investment in the health and well being of it's citizens is a bad thing. There are dicks in this story just not the one's they think.

FOX News. Makes sense.

'Can't get it up, blame the government!'.

Must be a great Tea Party show stopper.

Ok, you can have the CBS/ABC version, or if you like the official version of the full report - either way, it's as funny as hell!

Penis pumps cost US government millions
Reuters
Posted at 01/14/2014 10:20 AM | Updated as of 01/14/2014 10:20 AM

WASHINGTON - Penis pumps cost the U.S. government's Medicare program $172 million between 2006 and 2011, about twice as much as the consumer would have paid at the retail level, according to a government watchdog's report released on Monday.

The report by the inspector general for the Department of Health and Human Services said Medicare, the government health insurance system for seniors, paid nearly 474,000 claims for vacuum erection systems, or VES, totaling about $172.4 million from 2006 to 2011. Yearly claims for the devices nearly doubled from $20.6 million in 2006 to $38.6 million in 2011.

According to the Mayo Clinic, penis pumps are one of a few treatment options for erectile dysfunction.

Government waste is a major issue in budget talks in the U.S. capital as lawmakers try to reach agreement on a $1 trillion spending bill.

"Medicare payment amounts for VES remain grossly excessive compared with the amounts that non-Medicare payers pay," said the report, dated December 2013. "Medicare currently pays suppliers more than twice as much for VES as the Department of Veterans Affairs and consumers over the Internet pay for these types of devices."

If Medicare had adjusted its payments to approximately the price non-Medicare payers pay, the U.S. government would have saved an average of about $14.4 million for each of the six years, the report said.

"Considering the strain retiring baby boomers will soon be placing on Medicare's budget, shouldn't we be focusing this entitlement program on real, life-saving treatment and equipment to serve the health needs of seniors - instead of subsidizing penis pump purchases?" Ben Domenech of the Heartland Institute think tank said in an email statement.

"And to those seniors who really do want one," added Domenech, "just buy it yourself - you don't need to send the bill to your fellow Americans."

I jest Spursex... and it IS quite funny.
 
Galvin's Shinpads - 14/1/2014 11:24

Spursex - 14/1/2014 11:18

Galvin's Shinpads - 14/1/2014 11:15

spurdon - 14/1/2014 11:10

“This is a perfect example of what happens when government becomes the be all and end all of human existence – a system where everyone has a right to a taxpayer-funded penis pump.”

Yes, lets make erectile dysfunction another reason why governmental investment in the health and well being of it's citizens is a bad thing. There are dicks in this story just not the one's they think.

FOX News. Makes sense.

'Can't get it up, blame the government!'.

Must be a great Tea Party show stopper.

Ok, you can have the CBS/ABC version, or if you like the official version of the full report - either way, it's as funny as hell!

Penis pumps cost US government millions
Reuters
Posted at 01/14/2014 10:20 AM | Updated as of 01/14/2014 10:20 AM

WASHINGTON - Penis pumps cost the U.S. government's Medicare program $172 million between 2006 and 2011, about twice as much as the consumer would have paid at the retail level, according to a government watchdog's report released on Monday.

The report by the inspector general for the Department of Health and Human Services said Medicare, the government health insurance system for seniors, paid nearly 474,000 claims for vacuum erection systems, or VES, totaling about $172.4 million from 2006 to 2011. Yearly claims for the devices nearly doubled from $20.6 million in 2006 to $38.6 million in 2011.

According to the Mayo Clinic, penis pumps are one of a few treatment options for erectile dysfunction.

Government waste is a major issue in budget talks in the U.S. capital as lawmakers try to reach agreement on a $1 trillion spending bill.

"Medicare payment amounts for VES remain grossly excessive compared with the amounts that non-Medicare payers pay," said the report, dated December 2013. "Medicare currently pays suppliers more than twice as much for VES as the Department of Veterans Affairs and consumers over the Internet pay for these types of devices."

If Medicare had adjusted its payments to approximately the price non-Medicare payers pay, the U.S. government would have saved an average of about $14.4 million for each of the six years, the report said.

"Considering the strain retiring baby boomers will soon be placing on Medicare's budget, shouldn't we be focusing this entitlement program on real, life-saving treatment and equipment to serve the health needs of seniors - instead of subsidizing penis pump purchases?" Ben Domenech of the Heartland Institute think tank said in an email statement.

"And to those seniors who really do want one," added Domenech, "just buy it yourself - you don't need to send the bill to your fellow Americans."

I jest Spursex... and it IS quite funny.

You know them synthetic cocks are made by Halliburton right? Said so in my ethical shopping guide.
 
dont they make biscuits too? Be nice for the ladies to get a flavoursome treat for a change :-)
 
This. This would explain Gibbsy. USAF on the other hand seems quite well adjusted.
 
oxfordspur - 15/1/2014 15:42

I tried one of those pumps once, but the device was too small...


My mental rolodex is spinning very quickly and every time it stops I have to say to myself...no, you can't say that, no, you can't say that either.......
 
RE: Do Americans have small D**k problems?!!

SOME American Private Investigators are quite tall. Take Philip Marlow for example. Columbo however.......
 
This reminds me of the UK media's coverage of benefits.

SMALL MINORITY OF PEOPLE DO SOMETHING SPURIOUS SO THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS WRONG!
 
ahx00 - 21/1/2014 19:40

This reminds me of the UK media's coverage of benefits.

SMALL MINORITY OF PEOPLE DO SOMETHING SPURIOUS SO THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS WRONG!

Yep, that about sums it up!