Did This Really Need Asking?

So if it's not safe to roast marshmallows. I would like to know if that applies to chestnuts too? :fish:
 
I don't know, in any vague Boris direction there's certainly a lot of hot air ready to explode with befuddlement.
 
I don't know, in any vague Boris direction there's certainly a lot of hot air ready to explode with befuddlement.

I am not roasting marshmallows or chestnuts on Boris, Mike. I'll stick to the chiminea I think. Might be safer.
 
Shame, I had visions of you chasing him around London with a spike and it tickled me. As you say, maybe safer lol
 
Shame, I had visions of you chasing him around London with a spike and it tickled me. As you say, maybe safer lol

I would chase Boris around London (it wouldn't really be a race with the size of Boris which is a good job with my health) though if I could stick thst spike where the sun doesn't shine and do him some damage. He is very much on my list of mps I blame for Brexit

Volcanos to Boris and Brexit! Only on VV
 
I preferred estimation Kef - you could make it up and you'd always be wrong!

I got found out when I said I guess I had a 3 mile appendage.

The question was, how many cakes can you make out of a kilogram of cake mix.

My mistake.