Derby shirt

[bumberclot]

So my boss who thinks hes a comedian gets me a d@5&y shirt for my birthday. Ha ha funny c-/4t.
Im now in the unfortunate position of having the dirty shirt in my house.
Im looking for suggestions of what i can actually do with it?
Ive thought of the obvious shitting on it or wiping my arse in it etc
Any great ideas?
Ideally something

 

[Woanz]

Where do you live or work?

Take it to a charity shop in Direby if close enough. If not post it I’m sure they’d be able to do something with it, cancer research or British Heart foundation or someone is probably a better recipient than your toilet bowl or fireplace.


If you want to be childish though buy a trophy (ideally European cup replica) & some polish & then at least that rag will have been near a trophy.


If you want to be both childish & do good donate it to the RSPCA.

 

[mao tse tung]

So my boss who thinks hes a comedian gets me a d@5&y shirt for my birthday. Ha ha funny c-/4t.
Im now in the unfortunate position of having the dirty shirt in my house.
Im looking for suggestions of what i can actually do with it?
Ive thought of the obvious shitting on it or wiping my arse in it etc
Any great ideas?
Ideally something

You could always use it to water board your boss; see if he finds that funny.

 

[orbitalforest]

Burn it or bin it .