Derby County

[Impartiality]

Your'e not allowed to use terms like "idiot"
If you do Eastvilleimp will send you on E&D training.

The only training required on E & D is by idiots

 

[NottyImp]

No, not putting it on until Xmas, gas too expensive and I'm an oap!

Well, that's political right there, Clive. Unregulated capitalism and free-market bollocks.

 

[Clive Ford is back]

Well, that's political right there, Clive. Unregulated capitalism and free-market bollocks.

We could do with a proper market in Lincoln, Notty, so that I could buy a woolly balaclava.

 

[NottyImp]

We could do with a proper market in Lincoln, Notty, so that I could buy a woolly balaclava.

Certainly. You could then rob a bank to help pay your energy bills over the Winter.

Or, we could nationalise utilities and take them out of the madness that is "the market".

The latter is probably less risky for you, Clive.

 

[Clive Ford is back]

Certainly. You could then rob a bank to help pay your energy bills over the Winter.

Or, we could nationalise utilities and take them out of the madness that is "the market".

The latter is probably less risky for you, Clive.

Her indoors says that I can be warm in winter by keeping moving and doing lots more jobs in the house. Think I prefer the balaclava idea.

 

[NottyImp]

Her indoors says that I can be warm in winter by keeping moving and doing lots more jobs in the house. Think I prefer the balaclava idea.

Her indoors sounds like a Thatcherite. This is where voting Tory has got you, Clive. Even your wife thinks you're a lazy skiver.

 

[Clive Ford is back]

Her indoors sounds like a Thatcherite. This is where voting Tory has got you, Clive. Even your wife thinks you're a lazy skiver.

Now funny you should say that Notty, because a skiver is a leather worker, a skive being the leathery part of a sheepskin, so perhaps I could make myself a flying helmet like the rough lads from Browning Drive used to wear. There will be some warmth there!

 

[NottyImp]

Now funny you should say that Notty, because a skiver is a leather worker, a skive being the leathery part of a sheepskin, so perhaps I could make myself a flying helmet like the rough lads from Browning Drive used to wear. There will be some warmth there!

There certainly would. Not that it helped the Polish RAF personnel achieve recognition for their efforts in WW2. Sadly, they were denied a role in the London victory parades in case that offended the USSR.

Even flying helmets are political, Clive.

 

[NottyImp]

Still, at least since Brexit we can get rid of the Poles.

Funny old world, Clive.

 

[Clive Ford is back]

Still, at least since Brexit we can get rid of the Poles.

Funny old world, Clive.

And it's a funny old game, Notty.

 

[NottyImp]

And it's a funny old game, Notty.

That doesn't really mean anything, Clive.

 

[Clive Ford is back]

That doesn't really mean anything, Clive.

I suppose it was a subliminal reference to Jimmy Greaves. The mind is a funny thing.

 

[NottyImp]

I suppose it was a subliminal reference to Jimmy Greaves. The mind is a funny thing.

Your mind is a funny thing. The rest of us are essentially normal.

But I like your weirdness. You just need to learn to channel it for the greater good.

Start with not voting Tory. Just a suggestion.

 

[HoofGrantBrown]

Your'e not allowed to use terms like "idiot"
If you do Eastvilleimp will send you on E&D training.

What idiot would say you can't say idiot?
That's idiotic.

 

[NottyImp]

What idiot would say you can't say idiot?
That's idiotic.

It's retarded.

 

[Clive Ford is back]

Your mind is a funny thing. The rest of us are essentially normal.

But I like your weirdness. You just need to learn to channel it for the greater good.

Start with not voting Tory. Just a suggestion.

"What the hell am I doing here"? "I don't belong here" !

 

[NottyImp]

"What the hell am I doing here"? "I don't belong here" !

Your flippancy is all very well, Clive, but you need to get serious.

The world is burning whilst you fiddle.

 

[HoofGrantBrown]

"What the hell am I doing here"? "I don't belong here" !

Yes you do! We need you to keep cheering us up with your ever hopeful positivityness.

 

[Cricklewoodimp]

"What the hell am I doing here"? "I don't belong here" !

You sound like a Creep.

 

[MaineRoad_96]

Is anyone really that stupid?

Err…..Wayne Rooney?