Dear Father Christmas

The Fear

The Fear

A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
Dear Father Christmas, I've been a good boy (my neighbour actually told me that the other week no joke!) and if you bring me one of these I promise to love Christmas forever and ever ...

http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/cars/a35842/2017-maserati-alfieri/

 

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Dear me, we haven't even thought about getting the Christmas decorations up yet... well 99.9% haven't anyway, and we've got someone writing to Father Christmas....... I'm in shock... Lol

 
Well seeing as you hate Christmas I don't think you are very deserving.

I on the other hand love xmas and should therefore have that car stuffed in my stocking.
 
LOL our Lord & Master has bought up Christmas so we can now talk about it.

Pride! I have. Got the majority of the presents (I shop al year round for out of my monthly Christmas budget) 2 boxes of wrapped ready to send abroad to 2 of my youngsters. Christmas cards all written and ready to go in December. Making the Christmas puddings today so they can mature well.

Christmas is not for rushing round doing-for prepping for me all year round

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DeanoVilla - 7/9/2015 14:04

Well seeing as you hate Christmas I don't think you are very deserving.

I on the other hand love xmas and should therefore have that car stuffed in my stocking.
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I don't want to be greedy like some i would settle for just an Aston Martin DB9
 
It certainly is a beautiful car. I'm not sure if I'd trust you behind the wheel, though, Fear. Have you ever driven anything with that much horsepower?

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Om sure that specific model of car above in a survey tended to attract the nutters so makes perfect sense he likes them tbh
 
Maserati's are useless when it comes to reliability and devalue faster than a Lambert buy
 
Never mind bloody cars.
I`d rather have that bird in my stockings......or her stockings ...or anybody`s stockings...or even no stockings....She`s got a perfectly sized boot aswell. :136: :136:
 
Now that woman above has a bit of ''mate'' on her as i say and a big juicy arse is the best present like hers, defo forget the cars more Mrs Santa's with the goods!
 
Oi, Santa, I've been a bloody good boy this year, car in the bag I'd say, how about this lovely lady as well please?

Just the one will do...

 

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Got to admit J, she does absolutely nothing for me at all.

Looks like a bloke with fake tits. I like petite or slender, or curvy (not fat) women.

Muscle bound women really turn me off. I'd be scared she'd crush my nut sack between those thighs!
 
I like meat not muscular women who could treat me as there bitch, feck that i want my dinner cooked on time not be told when the dinner needs cooking for them!
 
To be fair Clive, if Fear got with her I don't think there would be much cooking going on, they'd just be eating tuna straight from the tins and loads of boiled eggs and packets of chicken breast.

You wouldn't be able to see through a mist of protein fart gas! lol
 
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