Colleen Nolan Boasts About Listening To Her Son Having Sex

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She listened for 4 and a half minutes, and was ''dead impressed''. Creepy bitch. http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/coleen-nolan-i-listened-son-4979875#rlabs=1
 
Or you could spin it in the light of how I heard the story reverse roles 'Father - Daughter'
 
CDX_EIRE - 16/1/2015 20:36

Or you could spin it in the light of how I heard the story reverse roles 'Father - Daughter'
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Good point, if it was that way round the internet would be in melt down saying he needs locking up.
 
WTF? How could she. OMG I bet her son & his girlfriend are dead impressed.

Even if her son & girlfriend knew they are going to really spaced out over this. It is so creepy and well just not right.

We know our youngsters have a sex life. They know we do. We just don't talk it.

It feels a bit incestuous to me. I can't think of a way of summing it up other than that

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I don't know what's more disturbing, that she wanted to listen to her son f******, or that she used it to get attention. Ugh, vile creature, never liked her or her chipmunk face.
 

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And she only kept the recording and played it to the son and his gf, I'm guessing that girl is long gone.

She also taught one of her sons mates how to put on a condom, 'She taught me to pinch the end and roll it down,' he said. No indication whether she showed him directly or not, it sounds like a gross out comedy film, but it's just another day in the life of the Nolan's apparently.
 

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And we thought the Osborne's and Karmanden's were enough! Move over The Nolan's are in town
 
The Fear - 16/1/2015 18:52

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People really do give out way tooooo much information these days.
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Yeah should be more like me and hardly say much and what happens :17:


This story is weird, honestly WTF is the only words that entered my noggin, she sounds like she needs a good shaggin or she really is disturbed, i would leave home if i was that lad tbh :21:
 
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Having read the article, it turns out it was a piece on a programme called Loose Women, which is basically a group of women sat around a table gossiping from what I can make out, no excuse for listening for so long once you realise what is happening, but it's clear in the article that her children are not embarrassed by her openness, and in fact seek her council on such matters, If they haven't got a problem, what the hell has it got to do with anyone else? I see nothing wrong in parents and children talking openly about such things, I've heard my children and their partners as they have heard me and mine, and there is much cheeky banter, I believe that is a lot healthier than a repressed Victorian attitude, treating sex as some dirty little secret that shouldn't be discussed.


Right! What can we find to be "outraged" by next?
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I think twat is really too nice a name for her, media seeking (I used to be married to someone famous) Twat is more suitable.
 
No , col means Nolan was married to Shane Ritchie. Not that Col himself was married to someone famous.
 
Juan Mourep - 17/1/2015 14:40


:81:

Having read the article, it turns out it was a piece on a programme called Loose Women, which is basically a group of women sat around a table gossiping from what I can make out, no excuse for listening for so long once you realise what is happening, but it's clear in the article that her children are not embarrassed by her openness, and in fact seek her council on such matters, If they haven't got a problem, what the hell has it got to do with anyone else? I see nothing wrong in parents and children talking openly about such things, I've heard my children and their partners as they have heard me and mine, and there is much cheeky banter, I believe that is a lot healthier than a repressed Victorian attitude, treating sex as some dirty little secret that shouldn't be discussed.


Right! What can we find to be "outraged" by next?
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I repeat my very sane post.

People give out way too much information these days.

All just attention seeking.

It's a constant white noise.

I manage to filter out most because I don't read newspapers, watch gossip shows etc, but still too much shite from too many shites!
 
The Fear - 18/1/2015 10:29

I repeat my very sane post.

People give out way too much information these days.

All just attention seeking.

It's a constant white noise.
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No argument from me there, but regarding the Nolan family, their whole lives have been a reality show, Colleen has spent the majority of her life in the public domain, this sort of attention creates people like her, people want to know everything about you and you're happy to tell them, that's show business.



 
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