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Cold free mother or BJ?

DeanoVilla

One Bloody Number
Following Sir Denis's rather stark and amazingly accurate observation that I have a strange perspective on things, I just thought it would be fun to prove just how strange I am.... or maybe, just maybe, there are other wierdo's out there in Vital land too?

So... given a straight choice would you rather have -

a) A mother free of the common-cold and some pasta.

b) A blow job from your other half and a nice juicy fillet steak

 
Considering that I get 4 (on average)blow jobs per week,I think I`d rather see my mother free from the common cold.
I`m sure I could go without a blow job for a couple of days.
 
To be fair I'm more excited about the steak!

I've had Quorn and Tofu coming out of my ears lately! Need some man food!
 
DeanoVilla - 14/3/2013 15:22

To be fair I'm more excited about the steak!

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That is a classic Deano!

Sperm is good for the ladies anyway, staves off depression, so really you are all just doing your duty. I do wonder also if that is why homosexuals are called gay? Always happy never depressed because of the sperm!?

I'll get me coat.

I've got chicken and a night on my own... :23:
 
I've just put my order in.

Steak - Bloody

Blow Job - Well Done.

I just hope she gets that the right way round!!! Ouch!
 
Not a fan of pancakes either, but I digress.

I think I would plump for option B, but I won't tell my Mom
 
Vegan smoked steaks, done! BJ well that's pretty much daily/on demand, for my mother to be free of cold she would have to be alive to get a cold, and I would certainly give up the steak and the BJ's to have had her around for the last 40 years : )


 
DeanoVilla - 14/3/2013 14:34

Following Sir Denis's rather stark and amazingly accurate observation that I have a strange perspective on things, I just thought it would be fun to prove just how strange I am.... or maybe, just maybe, there are other wierdo's out there in Vital land too?

So... given a straight choice would you rather have -

a) A mother free of the common-cold and some pasta.


b) A blow job from your other half and a nice juicy fillet steak

I usually have chips with my steak.
 
I'm doing a pork chilli con carne... They are usually so hot it blows me cock off anyway, but not quite the same thing I will concede.

 
DeanoVilla - 14/3/2013 20:22

To be fair I'm more excited about the steak!

I've had Quorn and Tofu coming out of my ears lately! Need some man food!


With it coming out of your ears, do you actually have a need for toilet paper?

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My missus is doing slimming world and doesn't like me in enjoying myself. So beans on toast and a wank for me again
 
It's not happening in this house either: Mr Kefkat has gone down to Wales today for the rugby this weekend so
 
So Deano , how was last evening then ? Hope it was succulent, tender moist and enjoyable.

Trust you enjoyed your steak as well.