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Cold free mother or BJ?

#1
Following Sir Denis's rather stark and amazingly accurate observation that I have a strange perspective on things, I just thought it would be fun to prove just how strange I am.... or maybe, just maybe, there are other wierdo's out there in Vital land too?

So... given a straight choice would you rather have -

a) A mother free of the common-cold and some pasta.

b) A blow job from your other half and a nice juicy fillet steak

 

Clubpaver

Vital 1st Team Regular
#2
Considering that I get 4 (on average)blow jobs per week,I think I`d rather see my mother free from the common cold.
I`m sure I could go without a blow job for a couple of days.
 

The Fear

A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
#4
DeanoVilla - 14/3/2013 15:22

To be fair I'm more excited about the steak!
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That is a classic Deano!

Sperm is good for the ladies anyway, staves off depression, so really you are all just doing your duty. I do wonder also if that is why homosexuals are called gay? Always happy never depressed because of the sperm!?

I'll get me coat.

I've got chicken and a night on my own... :23:
 
G

Guest

Guest
#10
Vegan smoked steaks, done! BJ well that's pretty much daily/on demand, for my mother to be free of cold she would have to be alive to get a cold, and I would certainly give up the steak and the BJ's to have had her around for the last 40 years : )


 

astonion

Vital Squad Member
#11
DeanoVilla - 14/3/2013 14:34

Following Sir Denis's rather stark and amazingly accurate observation that I have a strange perspective on things, I just thought it would be fun to prove just how strange I am.... or maybe, just maybe, there are other wierdo's out there in Vital land too?

So... given a straight choice would you rather have -

a) A mother free of the common-cold and some pasta.


b) A blow job from your other half and a nice juicy fillet steak
I usually have chips with my steak.
 

The Fear

A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
#12
I'm doing a pork chilli con carne... They are usually so hot it blows me cock off anyway, but not quite the same thing I will concede.

 

Pride of Lions

Vital Football Legend
#13
DeanoVilla - 14/3/2013 20:22

To be fair I'm more excited about the steak!

I've had Quorn and Tofu coming out of my ears lately! Need some man food!

With it coming out of your ears, do you actually have a need for toilet paper?

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