Cocking Around In Court

[mike_field]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/11/man-charged-with-murdering-girlfriend-says-she-choked-to-death-on-his-penis-6629521/

A man on trial for killing his girlfriend has claimed that she choked to death on his penis and now he wants to present it to the jury in evidence.

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[The Fear]

What a prick!

 

[col8]

Dick Head Death

 

[BodyButter]

That's definitely a unique defence. Yeah, I murdered her but look, I have a huge cock.

 

[kefkat]

You couldn't make it up :21:

 

[Pride of Lions]

What a load of bollocks.....


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