Chriz Cohenz

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Woanz

Woanz

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While I’m sure everyone has their own memories of Mr Cohenz I could share many but therez one that stickz more than most. It was bloody freezing, colder than Charlton away about the same time.

I had no child so I had the time to be traveling around the country watching Forest but I was in the beauty spot of West Bromwich & we’d just got a third against a promotion rival & he ran kicking, screaming, swearing, with tears welling up straight at the Forest fanz. We all screamed at the top of our lungs “unbeaten away...” & I knew all the shitty trips to league 1 groundz were over, ok subsequently our ownerz have tried their hardest to return us there but for a few minutes before everyone realised it was all built on sand we were brilliant & we were going up, I was proud to be a Forest fan again we weren’t the joke we were & are again now.

That night has been romanticised as we didn’t play that well in fact that season there were a lot of better performances but it meant something to the fanz & in his celebration you could tell it meant something to chriz as well.

The rug was pulled from under our feet time & time again I fell out of love with forest, Chriz had some horrific set backz & ok I waz there in Blackpoo & at the sheep dip or home to Ipswich when he scored other goalz but that one meant something & it shamez our ownerz have let down fanz like me that we fucked it all up.

We now find ourselves again as a shitty championship club & I’m getting older & even if I had double the money before I don’t have the time I once did ,with a miserable shit of a manager who won’t last another bad spell & we get further away from European nights (not even the good onez the Frank Clark onez) & we are without a player of Cohenz passion.

We’ll always have West Bromwich....
 
Not sure I agree with you at all about us 'not playing that well'.

We were absolutely fucking magnificent that night.

I think I counted about 8 one touch passes leading to Cohen's goal. We were superb. Easily the best I have seen us away and that particular part of the season was the best I have seen from any forest side this century
 
And for me, what sums up Cohen is the fact that he always scored the important goals.

That one against West Brom is an example. But later on that season we played Boro at home and the players were dead on their arses. They were knackered and leggy and couldn't find a goal until Cohen went on a long run, beat his man and won it for us.

He scored in the away game of the playoffs.

And let's not forget that he scored the absolutely crucial second goal against Ipswich last May. That was the goal that kept us up for me
 
Can hardly believe that he's been here since 2007, and that he seemed to have been signed as a bit of a make weight along with Arron Davies who was supposed to have been the main man of the two. Didn't work out that way though, Davies never made it and Chris didn't take long to make the grade and confirm his place as an ever present in the side.
He's been as good a team player as we'll ever get and I just hope that the club keeps him on, no matter what the job.

He's a credit to the club.

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Pretty much everything has gone over your head don’t try & educate me put me firmly on ignore & I don’t want any of your usual victim complex
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Not sure I agree with you at all about us 'not playing that well'.

We were absolutely fucking magnificent that night.

I think I counted about 8 one touch passes leading to Cohen's goal. We were superb. Easily the best I have seen us away and that particular part of the season was the best I have seen from any forest side this century
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You don’t agree there’s a surprise. Were you there? Remember the first half? I don’t mean we played badly in a Krankz fashion I meant by the yardstick of that season under KING BILL. I think as usual though you’re focusing way too much on one small detail then as usual being a pompous pillock & looking for an argument where no doubt it’ll not be your fault. Place me firmly on ignore or better still do the world a favour & run yourself a bath.
 
Woanz said:
Pretty much everything has gone over your head don’t try & educate me put me firmly on ignore & I don’t want any of your usual victim complex


You don’t agree there’s a surprise. Were you there? Remember the first half? I don’t mean we played badly in a Krankz fashion I meant by the yardstick of that season under KING BILL. I think as usual though you’re focusing way too much on one small detail then as usual being a pompous pillock & looking for an argument where no doubt it’ll not be your fault. Place me firmly on ignore or better still do the world a favour & run yourself a bath.
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Yeah, I just thought we were excellent for the whole game, perhaps except for the last 20 minutes.

But by all means lose your shit, call me a **** and get banned again for it if you really want.
 
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Why don't you run yourself a bath Woanz, pop on some 9 Inch Nails, and recollect the last time you actually went to a game. Then take a nice sharp blade and start opening up those letters you promised your wife you would deal with.
 
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Why don't you run yourself a bath Woanz, pop on some 9 Inch Nails, and recollect the last time you actually went to a game. Then take a nice sharp blade and start opening up those letters you promised your wife you would deal with.
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Why don’t you go into the garage open your car window, turn on the engine then settle in..... for a bit of driving as you run a few errands for your wife and family.
 
Why do t you take a decent length of rope up to a secluded area of woodland, a bit off the beaten path and away from any dog walkers. Make a nose and throw it over a strong branch and make that tree swing you promised your nipper?
 
I have some planed timber in my OKD account to make a decent seat IF you can remember the password
 
Why not go to many different shops & buy a load of painkillers & sleeping tablets then get them all together & store them securely then if you have any ailments or trouble sleeping you’ll have a good stockpile & won’t have to deal with buying them when you’re ill, in pain or over tired.
 
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