Categories or Name?

DeanoVilla

DeanoVilla

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So on the Ben Nevis trip the drunken talk got round to porn, as it does when 6 blokes are p1ssed up and just climbed a mountain.

3 of the guys were saying they have their favourite porn stars that they search for. They started reeling off loads of names of their best ones.....

This was news to me.... I won't hide from the fact I like a bit of porn, but I could probably name 3 pornstars, and 2 of them are probably dead. lol

I'm more of a categories man.... If I fancy a bit of girl on girl, I'll just search for that etc...

Just got me wondering am I weird? Do most people search for their favourite porn stars? Am I the only one who searches by categories?

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I'm pretty much 100% fish porn these days, man.

There aren't a whole lot of fish that make a sequel.
 
I definitely go for pornstar names, I have a good long list of my favourites which gets updated now and again when a new one cums (wink) along.

I do mean pornstars of the female kind by the way....


 
Stephen Jay Hawkings - 22/6/2016 08:19

I definitely go for pornstar names, I have a good long list of my favourites which gets updated now and again when a new one cums (wink) along.

I do mean pornstars of the female kind by the way....
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The only ones I know by name are Jenna Jamison and Ron Jeremy. Well them and Nemo and Dory.
 
British people are now bored of Brexit and have returned to using the Internet for what it was made for – pornography.

Although the country has been thrown into chaos, with the Prime Minister announcing his resignation and refusal to clean up the mess left behind after Thursday’s EU referendum result, normality has been restored on the Internet.

Over the past week, the relative number of Google searches for “brexit”, “EU referendum” and “boris johnson” overtook those for “porn”.

The number of searches for Brexit-related terms rose slowly, before shooting up on results day when the results were finally bared to all.

But the referendum couldn’t hold Britain’s attention for long, and the following day people numb with disbelief returned to Googling online smut to get their kicks.

Euro 2016 briefly provided some relief as people desperately clung on to hopes of winning – ahead of England’s game with Iceland.

Football searches took over anything Brexit-related and lagged behind pornography until kick-off on Monday. Unfortunately, disaster unfolded on the pitch and England was ousted from Europe for a second time.

To cope with the disappointment, straight after the game football searches began to wane and porn-related ones dominated again
 
I can't believe that people search "porn". They probably phrap off to the first result too, the lazy bastards.

I'd usually try to spice up my results by being more specific like "big tits cod" or "salmon bukake".
 
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