Cast the film of Fears book
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DeanoVilla
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BodyButter
Vital Football Legend
I think Mark Strong is nailed on for Fear.
I guess Colin Farrell and Mark Whalberg will have to fight it out for the role of BodyButter.
I guess Colin Farrell and Mark Whalberg will have to fight it out for the role of BodyButter.
Pride of Lions
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I thought Vin Diesel for the Fear....
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Villan Of The North
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You are all being far too kind to Fear with your suggestions, he would have to be played by either Richard Fairbrass or, my personal favourite for the role, Richard O'Brien.
I'm claiming Vin Diesel to play me (he'll need to fatten up for the role a bit though)
Trekker will have to be played by David Niven (might be in need of a time maching here)
Deano can surely only be played by Sacha Barron Cohen (in his best Borat get-up)
Skeggy has to be Dolph Lundgren
I want the brain surgeon to be Richard Wilson whom, a few minutes after the first incision exclaims, "I don't beleive it!"
Mike Field can only be played by Tom Hanks - think Forest Gump when he was running accross America and grew out his beard
Randystand - Alan Carr (Sorry Simon but I just couldn't resist)
BBJ - John Wayne (we really need to get that time machine sorted out)
I see Body Butter being played by Russell Crowe in his gladiator days - being an English teacher he surely speaks in the same way and would simply kick the but of anyone not performing in class to his standars.
Heathfieldroad - Dustin Hoffman (as Rainman)
I'm claiming Vin Diesel to play me (he'll need to fatten up for the role a bit though)
Trekker will have to be played by David Niven (might be in need of a time maching here)
Deano can surely only be played by Sacha Barron Cohen (in his best Borat get-up)
Skeggy has to be Dolph Lundgren
I want the brain surgeon to be Richard Wilson whom, a few minutes after the first incision exclaims, "I don't beleive it!"
Mike Field can only be played by Tom Hanks - think Forest Gump when he was running accross America and grew out his beard
Randystand - Alan Carr (Sorry Simon but I just couldn't resist)
BBJ - John Wayne (we really need to get that time machine sorted out)
I see Body Butter being played by Russell Crowe in his gladiator days - being an English teacher he surely speaks in the same way and would simply kick the but of anyone not performing in class to his standars.
Heathfieldroad - Dustin Hoffman (as Rainman)
Pride of Lions
I am now official
Ok, then I'll claim George Clooney.....
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DeanoVilla
One Bloody Number
Ok Gordon Ramsay!
We're trying to cast a film here, not roast a fucking lamb.
Pride of Lions
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Stephen Jay Hawkings
Vital Football Legend
Well since I'm an Irish Villa fan I'll be Brendan Gleeson.
Scratch that, Domhnall Gleeson, I'm not that old (or hairy).
Scratch that, Domhnall Gleeson, I'm not that old (or hairy).
BBJ
Father Of The Forum
Liam Neeson (to whom I'm probably distantly related) - my greatgranny was a Neeson from around the same neck of the woods and it's not a particularly common name like, say, Connolly - could shave his head and be me. He could also use his County Antrim accent.
Bruce Willis would be a great fit for the Fear.
For Brownie, I'd suggest Julia Roberts.
Trekker is virtually indistinguishable from Sean Connery at his peak (apart from the accent).
Bruce Willis would be a great fit for the Fear.
For Brownie, I'd suggest Julia Roberts.
Trekker is virtually indistinguishable from Sean Connery at his peak (apart from the accent).
