Caption Competition

[Biri]

This Chinese watch is stuck on Wednesday five to one Jos.
I don't think it will ever be right.

 

[Haitchu]

Owd Marvin. Pops why did ya have to mention King Kev? UTCB

Was trying to keep undercover Rod but the multi religious raging wino who seems to be stalking me has sobered up for an hour or to and realised.

 

[thatvoodoo]

You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock.

 

[Bigruss1967]

Chansiri......it's nearly 5
Jos.....it would've been boss but they missed penalty
Chansiri......5 o'clock you pillock