Caption Competition - #12

[Jules]

 

[bristolimp]

Quick scratch that nice car, no one is looking

 

[bristolimp]

I could stand in this doorway until Christmas we are never going to score

 

[sedgleyimp]

Nice colour this frame. Must get me a card with it

 

[Chesterimp]

OK fellas - just nip out there, grab that b*****d ref and put him in the crate.

 

[plumbob]

Their manager threatened to put me in this box.

 

[cherryexile]

Has everyone really gone? I need to make a dash to the showers and I don't want to get laughed at when I run back naked.

 

[cherryexile]

Where's the water supply? Karl Robinson definitely said it was something else.

 

[exhertsimp]

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

 

[exhertsimp]

If this is what non-league is like I think I'll just top myself

 

[exhertsimp]

They weren't kidding about their garden shed

 

[exhertsimp]

It's bigger on the inside, but pity it won't travel back in time to my glory days

 

[PerthImp]

I heard there were some Ipswich fans around here with some rope - it safe to come out yet?

 

[Ex-Ref]

"Steve Evans left his sandwich box behind -I could get the ref in there"

 

[Gratzimp]

That box aint big enough to hold all the excuses for defeat I have written.

 

[impsimps]

Will the Refs body fit in there ?

 

[NottyImp]

Notty promised me Moon FC and I got this portacabin at Sincil Bank!

 

[Temp]

This is without doubt the best dressing room I've ever been in.

 

[Scotimp]

If I steal the door, they can't show me it.

 

[nlondonimp]

latest in the set of bitter and twisted knobs attached to the away changing room door.