Canine excrement (n/g)

Buddha

Buddha

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There are three types of people who piss me off with regard to this stuff.

The first are those people who don't pick their dog's shit up when it's somewhere that a careless person or child might stand in it. I get particularly irked when it's in a park or on a football pitch. Inconsiderate and anti-social.

Worse than these people though are those who, when you're bent down picking up the shit in a little plastic bag, walk past a make some ridiculous comment or a stupid, "eurgh" sounding noise. What is their problem, ffs! The other day stood there watching me pick up the shite before saying, "Do you have to let your dog do that there?" I held out the neatly tied up bag of shite, offering it to her. "What are you doing?!" she shrieked, "I don't want that!" "Oh, sorry", I replied, "it's just you seemed very interested in it and so you can have it if you want it?" That seemed to do the trick and thankfully she cleared off.

But the worst type of people in regard to this subject are those morons who, when taking their dogs for a walk in the countryside, pick up the shit but because there are no rubbish bins about, decide to tie the bag of shit to a branch of a tree! Why would anyone do this?! This is the one place where it's probably fine to let you dog have a shit without worrying too much about picking it up. Obviously, if it's right in a pathway then you should do something about but this doesn't mean picking it up in a bag and then tying it to a fcking tree. That is the behaviour of a moron.
 
I couldn't agree more Buddha . I take my dog out at 4am each morning so i don't have to put with such people. I take a black sack with me to pick up the cans and rubbish left in the park, so my dog may have a safe run. I have to muzzle her though because the constant supply of Mcdonalds that is disposed of in the bushes Kills dogs quicker than humans.

I would like to add to to your list.
I can't stand joggers - i still see the odd one usualy just after Christmas when somebody buys them some running gear and they have to try it out. I had one jog (slow walk) over to me and told me he was going to report me to the police for letting a viscious animal off a lead . I think this was because she was muzzled. He also complained my dog had done a poo about 200 metres away from our pathway. The dog (bless her) wagged her tail and whent up to him and he ran off screaming. Six months later i still have not heard from the police.
 
fully agree with your post Buddha. My dog was a having a shit on the road not the path, and a bloke came up and told me that the park was the place for that , not the road. I reminded him that kids play around the park and any stains from dog shit is not going to cause any damage to his car. If it is not right then why do councils supply poo bins in the street.
 
People who take their dog on a run, bad enough, and don't stop when it's producing. That looks like torture.

BTW I'm trying to have breakfast here.
 
I do lots of off road cycling through trails and woods and often wondered why or who would tie the bags on trees........

There was plenty of shite on the trails this morning too .......
 
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