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Can we not have any fun anymore?

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Political correctness gone mad!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wayne-bryson-sex-girlfriends-dog-3212462
 
Oh well.
At least it`s been dealt with in court and it`s all Rover now.

She was worried about him shagging other women.I think she was barking up the wrong tree there.

 
Seen the stories at bottom.

Man covered in jelly, shagged cow while mate recorded it?

WTF
 
I expect any appeal will be hounded out of court.
 
The judge apparently said,
"I will paws for a second before sentencing you"
.....short paws.......

"Okay nine weeks in jail ." (o kaynine ...you know canine..)

I bet he used to love it when his bird used to say,You`re in the doghouse pal (PAL !)

I don`t get paid for this you know !




 
"Miss Hickling said she has had to get rid of Rudy because she could not bear to look her in the eye." - I don't think I'll ever not find that line hilarious!

Bet he feels a right prat getting collared for that...

 
In his defence,he said he came home late from the pub,half pissed and his bird said,"I want a shag.Have you got a stiffy ?",which he mistook for "Go outside and shag the staffy ".
 
I shit you not - his facebook cover photo is of two Staffies!!! surely you'd take that down before the case!!!

https://www.facebook.com/wayne.bryson.16?fref=browse_search